Gilgamesh

All my X posts are satire.

@InTheDeepVoid_ @neutralparticl3 @LevanterB @Rothmus

@neutralparticl3 @LevanterB @Rothmus That name “Jimmy Neutron” doesn’t belong to you. Drop it!

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@osterhout3230 @Senevigrof @grok who is right?

@Senevigrof i did and it made me even more depressed

@rorynotsorry Use @macrofactorapp AI feature. Just take a pic

Ok you calorie counting zealots. No I don’t know what it is. I’m in Peru. Prove it’s easy.

@JoshKale Function Health is the best credit here, but it’s $365 not $500

Okay sick. Robinhood just launched a Platinum Card and it's be looking like the single best credit card deal out there The best perk: Function Health. It's 100+ lab tests covering organ function to cancer markers. The kind of panel insurance won't cover. Normally costs $499/year. Now included. The card's annual fee is $695. So after one perk, you're $196 away from breaking even. Then stack on: - $250 in DoorDash credits + DashPass - $200/year for Whoop or other wearables - Free Amazon One Medical - Unlimited Priority Pass lounges - 5% back on flights AND restaurants It also doesn't force the stupid miles game, every dollar earned goes directly into your brokerage account as cash to invest. Not even paid to say this i'm just excited to not need to pay $900 for my Amex anymore

@ZoomerRestore Thank you sharing your voice on this issue. I was fortunately not circumcised, but the idea that it could’ve happened and that it happens to most men truly sickens me on a deep level.

If some of you idiots took five seconds to look at my account, you would realize I am strongly against infant circumcision. It is a disgusting and barbaric practice, and I would never defend it in any way, shape or form.

Christians need to realize that circumcision during biblical times was vastly different from today. The Bible also states that circumcision is no longer necessary, as Christ fulfilled the law. There is no reason for Christian families to have their sons circumcised.

@avstorm @mhiro100 💀

@mhiro100 you have 24h ;)

Apple TV’s colorful new branding was built with glass and captured in-camera.

@theboymanager @StJsn1 what if there is more than one comment with no likes?

@wholemars @Xirma377

@Xirma377 YOU are the problem

Earlier today, I saw my Tesla do what some people might describe as "brake stabbing" Then a pedestrian I didn't see jumped out and crossed the road. My Tesla stopped while I was distracted and on my phone. Tesla Self-Driving is preventing crashes every day.

@ZacksJerryRig I don’t think you’re beating the obsessed allegations anytime soon

If a CEO spent his days posting soft core anime porn... should he keep his job as CEO?

@AIDRIVR But will they upgrade HW4 to HW5? (When does HW5 come out?)

FSD 14 runs on a mere 160 watts (HW4) imagine what they’re seeing internally…

@SawyerMerritt In February they had $2k discount for any Tesla

NEWS: Tesla has updated its referral program in the U.S. and Puerto Rico. When someone uses your referral code and buys a Model S/X or Cybertruck, they’ll now receive a $1,000 discount towards their car purchase (up from $250). Buyers of Model 3/Y still get 3 free months of FSD (Supervised). Referrers also still get $250 for each referral regardless of what vehicle is purchased.

@ToonHive So we voting dem next election

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has announced it is shutting down operations after the loss of federal funding from the Trump Administration. PBS Kids programming was funded by the company.

@ZacksJerryRig @SamsungMobileUS

@_WannabeCritic @LovelessEnt @CultureCrave @screenrant DC’s version of Deadpool is Booster Gold

@LovelessEnt @CultureCrave @screenrant I feel like he’s closer to DC’s version of Deadpool than anything- being like a mascot that appeals to audience that is in search of content that feels more “Adult”

James Gunn says the DCU is building towards a big event that is 'not what anyone thinks' after #Superman "If people watch the next season of 'Peacemaker' they'll see where a lot of these things are going" (via @screenrant)

@MrBeast This is an L for progress, this was a great tool to democratize great thumbnails. But I get you gotta do this for optics, don’t worry I will still vote for you when you run for prez. Also someone else will inevitably make the same tool,

Hey! Thanks for all your feedback on the ViewStats AI thumbnail tool, we pulled it and added a funnel for creators to find real thumbnail artists to commission

@itsalexvacca @neuralink

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying. Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt. Here's what 4 months of data revealed: (hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

@Dexerto YANG GANG

The U.S. will stop making pennies starting next year

@Dexerto They’re starting a war they can’t win

Nintendo's updated User Agreement Policy allows them to make Switch 2 consoles "permanently unusable" if modified to run pirated games

@CollinRugg idk who did it first, but this is available on @macrofactorapp

NEW: Long Island high schooler creates an AI calorie-tracking app that is projected to do $30M in revenue this year alone. Absolute insanity. Zach Yadegari is 18 years old and sold his first company at the age of 16. His new company, Cal AI, allows users to snap a photo of their food, and his app will estimate the calories and macros. The app has over 5 million downloads. "It will be much more accurate than you estimating by yourself just visually," Yadegari said. The teen says he learned how to code by binge-watching YouTube videos starting at the age of 7. Yadegari is in high school, managing 17 employees, but says he was rejected by 15 out of 18 colleges despite his 4.0 GPA and 34 ACT score. Don't go to college, bro. They don't deserve you.