The Schnauzer’s Mouser

@yebollix @GolfMonthly Then they’d be getting telt at the time.

@MkPee123 @GolfMonthly What if it was the pro, the secretary manager and their friends? With their Saturday lunchtime slot guaranteed every week. Those ahead of them 4-4 ½ hours. Those behind 5 ½ +

Do you simply put up with slow play, or should you let those in charge know about repeat offenders and try to bring about change?golfmonthly.com/features/to-sn…

@LloydBrown18 @mattzarb @RobertJenrick He’s not wrong though.

@mattzarb @RobertJenrick Oh, blame some one from 40 years ago ! you sound like a pathetic lefty idiot.

Britain has paid Norway over £100 billion for gas since 2021. For gas they’re drilling in the North Sea, the same sea Ed Miliband has banned new drilling in on the British side. Madness.

@jamierkennedy @FortroseGC1793 We went up to Chanonry Point to see the dolphins, that was amazing but the golf course looked spectacular too. Spent more time than I should have helping find balls at the back of the green.

Played here yesterday. 📍 Fortrose and Rosemarkie GC 20 mins north of Inverness and one of the most amazing parcels of land you could ever play golf on. Opening 8 holes all flanked by water on one side then the routing weaves back and forth, mixing of short par 4s, gorse-lined fairways and cool green sites.

@BenColeyGolf @RedHarrington44 Don’t be putting forward a logical argument to the grievance fanboys.

@RedHarrington44 you've misunderstood. He was give option to play 6 as a deal (offered to all others in his position). He can continue to play 4 providing he pays his fines (again, the same they've done for every single player). He's been treated exactly the same as everyone else in his position.

Certainly unfortunate that the DPWT is denying the European Ryder cup team one of their best players because it refuses to treat all its members equally.

@Mike_kim714 @LukeKerrDineen There’s a wee Northern Irishman who’s decent at drawing the ball.

@LukeKerrDineen Who anointed Harry as draw king? Plenty of contenders. I personally would vote for Corey Conners

Draw King Harry Hall turning one over into the fog. 🗣️ “I tend to get a little long and a little narrow…I want to feel my right hand as far away from my body as possible. The more width you have, the better it is for a draw golfer.”

@GolfDigest How the fcuk is this news? A former NFL quarterback doesn’t like what the current Masters champion has chosen for the champions dinner. If Messrs Nicklaus or Woods slate it then I’m interested.

Infamously picky eater Dan Orlovsky was not feeling Rory McIlroy's Champions Dinner spread on SportsCenter. More here: glfdig.st/syjg50YwrSq

@BBCMOTD @5liveSport Six clubs got through to the knockout stage.

So much for the best league in the world? 😬 This is the first time that four sides from a single nation (England) have all gone out at the same stage in the Champions League. What went wrong?

@RickShielsPGA 1. Ping Anser 2. Odyssey 2-Ball 3. Wilson 8802 4. Maybe the Spider

Is the Taylormade Spider the best putter ever made?

@OfficialTourPro Superb! You had me at bacon wrapped…

Rory Mcilroy’s Masters champion dinner menu. How would you rate this on a scale of 1-10?

@CPSUK @PoliceInspForum With a name like Blunt…

⚖️ We have decided to charge former MP Crispin Blunt, 65, with drugs offences. He will appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on 25 March 2026. Read more 👉 orlo.uk/Pimol

@bunkeredgolf Does Rahm not realise it was his turn to moan last week? It’s Poulter’s turn this week.

Jon Rahm has responded to *those* comments from Rory McIlroy about teeing it up in South Africa this week... Story 👇 bunkered.co.uk/golf-news/jon-…

@ScotExpress @gorbalsgoebbels Is is Police Scotland still the worst funded force per employee in the UK?

SNP Government accused of ‘defunding’ the police as violent crime spikes and officer numbers plummet - scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/… scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

@ScotsPolFed You make this sound like it’s something new!

Police officers are hand-delivering more than 400 court citations every day in Scotland in a process described as “absolutely appalling” by the head of the force’s watchdog. 1919magazine.co.uk/march2026/poli…

@DPWorldTour The 16th green at North Berwick would like a word…

137th ranked player in the World Martin Covura getting to grips with the unique 2nd green this week 🧐 #HainanClassic

@TelegraphRugby @oliverbrown_tel How very Telegraphy.

The problem? Letting Andy Farrell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and Shaun Edwards 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 coach for rival countries ☘️🇫🇷. The remedy? Secure Farrell as Borthwick's successor, writes @OliverBrown_tel Read the full column ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/20…

@RiggsBarstool So is your classless fans.

I love Cam Young I’m obsessed with Cam Young. Cam Young is ours 🇺🇸

#ThePlayers Usual classless PGA tour event crowd. Nowhere near major class. Listen to them.

@STVSport Waited for the Chief Constable to raise it first though. Bottler.

Scotland’s First Minister has said it took “too long” for Rangers and Celtic to condemn the disorder that marred the end of last weekend’s Scottish Cup quarter-final. news.stv.tv/scotland/it-to…

@GMB @susannareid100 Slow news day…

On Monday, Katie Price joins Susanna and Ed to open up about her surprise new marriage and rumours surrounding her new husband. She also sets the record straight on her friendship with Kerry Katona and reveals where things now stand with ex Peter Andre. #katieprice #GMB #itv