Megan

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

Are you just going to lie in bed all day? Would you judge a frog for resting on a lily pad, criticize a flower for enjoying the sun, or question the moon for only showing up at night?

i love people who have fun watching bad movies instead of hating them. like hell yeah lets just enjoy everything

Some milk of the poppy would fix me for sure

per my last crash out

Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up

happy women's day to the ladies, please go get that piercing, beat that man, get that tattoo, beat that man, get that degree, beat that man, get that job, beat that man, wear that dress, beat that man, go to that solo trip, beat that man, answer back that relative, beat that man.

I still wonder what happened to that woman who tweeted that if a man were to ever say something funny to her, she’d wait until she got home to laugh

after i cry i get up n do the stanky leg

Drying ur hair genuinely feels like strength training I hate this shit

Literally all the good music artists are always water signs with the exception of a few Gemini

Why are all haunted dolls only rag dolls or old porcelain dolls? why can’t a ghost choose to posses a bratz doll or something cunty?

you promised and i believed you and now i feel like i am unlovable and i will never trust anyone again! yay!!!

When you first meet a man that fake version of him be so fire

I’m losing my spark please set me on fire

i watched a man beg me to trust him, beg me to let my guard down, beg me to believe he was different, just for him to turn around and do the exact same shĩt. he held me every night, looked me dead in my eyes, told me he loved me, and still lied without blinking. that kind of betrayal rewires your heart. it makes you question love, trust, and even yourself. but one thing it taught me? never ignore your intuition. ever.

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?