Minnesota Sports Fan

@Zigmanfreud I like him on the broadcasts.

Annual post: Bill Raftery is 82 years old… He won only 154 games in his college coaching career… His last season was while Michael Jordan was in high school… He really isn’t a good commentator… Yet, he’s somehow, once again, announcing an NCAA championship game. Unreal!

@AaronGleeman UST night coming up on April 28th. UST alums will buy up all the beers in the stadium if the are at $2 each.

Twins say they're going to celebrate National Beer Day on Tuesday by having a "bonus" pregame happy hour with $2 beers, along with the usual dollar dog night. They sold 24,000 of the $2 beers at the home opener, so it's been even more popular than expected. Leaning into it more.

@leftcoastbabe Is this the Byron Allen who was on the show Real People in the early 1980’s? He’s still alive? He’s replacing Colbert? Wow.

CBS announced "Byron Allen's 'Comics Unleashed' will replace late-night host Stephen Colbert. Who else isn't watching?

@RockNRoLL_85 Darkness

Which Album is better?

@PatSieps Yes

We doing this Vikings fans?

@sageemarioo Semantics here but Pittsburgh won the final 3 games of the 1979 World Series to beat Baltimore 4-3 games. Seven game series not three but it was three in a row

does that shit say 18

@GOPMajorityWhip I’m sorry for your loss. Prayers for your family.

My mom, Patsy, decided today was her day to rise too. She passed peacefully this morning. I can see her right now smiling in the embrace of her love and my father, Tom, and my sister, Bridget. Our time together never was and never will be enough. Love your families today more than ever. On behalf of my brother Jack and sister-in-law Molly, our brother-in-law Tom and his wife Paula, and our families, Jacquie and I appreciate your prayers.

@JonKrawczynski Does Denver match up better with us or Houston? Would Denver ever rest guys to get the 4 and Houston instead of Wolves?

Wolves seemed destined for the sixth seed at this point. Only a matter of who they play, Lakers or Nuggets. The priority has to be getting Edwards, McDaniels and Naz as close to healthy as possible.

@WillRagatz “Unfortunately the bats didn’t wake up” - Morgan Freeman voice at the end of the season

I’m not even mad at the bullpen/Topa for that. Back to back games with 3 hits and 1 run for the #MNTwins offense is the culprit. Simply not going to win games until the bats wake up.

@KirstenKrull If you married Kiril, it’d be awkward for someone who wanted to buy you Monogrammed towels.

Someone on Facebook posted an AI generated fan fiction about me dating Kirill Kaprizov that’s been going around, and Easter this year has been me explaining to my family that its a fake article and I am NOT dating Kirill, so it’s been an interesting holiday to say the least

@otokyo__ 1988 Fresh Horses. Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy together again (after Pretty in Pink). It’s hard to find as I think everyone involved with the movie wants all of us who paid money to see it to forget about it. Brutal. Boring. Unwatchable.

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@LouStandUP1 The basketball hall of fame lets lots of good players in. Easier to be a hoops hall of famer than baseball or football

Can someone explain to me, like I’m a small child, why Amar’e Stoudemire is getting into the Basketball Hall of Fame? Keep your emotions out of it, I need facts.

@chefsevenn A heart attack

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@MattGrossenbach CBS has a great Saturday night lineup. At 8pm(ET) is Chicago Cop; at 9pm is Chicago Police and at 10pm it’s Chicago Detective.

How is this on every channel except CBS. What’s so important on CBS right now?

@dearwhitestaff Yes. Absolutely

If Trump dies while I’m in a movie theater can I interrupt the movie to tell everyone

@hutchinson I’m a Gen X Democrat (born in 1972). Some of my childhood friends have a fondness for GOP due to Reagan as President when we were kids.

Seriously what the fuck happened with Gen X why are they so Trumpy??

@DavidFischer Played is a strong word. Gave this game 50 cents and watched the game end in under one minute is more like it.

Be honest: who is old enough to say they played this?

@adukeMN I liked and will miss BC

Let’s assume the Lynx draft Fudd and resign everyone. Courtney Williams Kayla McBride Dijonai Carrington Napheesa Collier Alanna Smith 6th Natisha Hiedeman 7th Jessica Shepard 8th Azzi Fudd 9th Dorka Juhasz 10th Ola Kosu 11th Aubrey Griffin 12th 13th How we feeling Lynx fans?

@DaneMooreNBA @KyleTheige @brittrobson Twolves currently 6th and Luka-less Lakers currently 3rd. Any idea who owns the Lakers-Nuggets tie breaker for the third seed?

HIRING MANAGER: “You are overqualified for this position.” Most candidates say: “I’m okay with this level of position.” “I don’t mind stepping back in my career.” THE WINNING ANSWER: