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@CromRedoubt There have definitely been all sorts plot wise - but you just never hear about it, because it’s probably riot level stuff

I’m quite surprised there hasn’t been terrorist attacks with drones yet

@MrBigJohnDubois @Laocailarry Had a face lift

@Laocailarry Would until it fell off. Shocked to learn she’s almost 50 as well.

Kremlin crawlies doesn’t quite have the same ring Boriswave does

This isn’t an airport - you don’t need to announce your departure

@AscendedYield Fearing for when I have to take my motorbike in to central

it’s a good thing they had that lock

@RaheemKassam @fwtimini Tax the bitch!

@fwtimini It’s a tax on being a bitch.

I’m sorry but mocktails should be like $4, not the same price as a cocktail

@eyespymp @RupertLowe10 @GoodwinMJ @GoodwinMJ please us what the conversation was

Spotted chatting @RupertLowe10 and @GoodwinMJ

Somali man thinks he’s in a James Bond heist movie in a mental episode

This is going to radicalise his constituency even more - if he does have a by-election, he will probably get more votes than he did in 2024. Will be a PR victory.

@UnderSneege @RollingHedge

Asylum seekers accommodation like the below is paid for by the Home Office while the asylum claim is being processed. This can take many forms but is paid for by the taxpayer. As egregious as it is, it is also easy to monitor and track. Post-asylum claim they frequently (if not the majority of the time) declare themselves homeless and move to local government funded temporary accommodation. This is a less understood but much bigger scandal. From there on, as homeless people with a right to be in Britain, they are often a priority allocation to move to permanent social housing. Even if they are not moved to permanent housing, the cost of temporary accommodation is so high that it makes purchasing almost any house available on the market a cheaper alternative for the local authority. The cost of direct asylum accommodation is estimated to be £1.5BN per year for the next 10 years but NO ONE knows what the lifetime cost of the claimant is running at since post-asylum claim it is amalgamated into hundreds of other Local Government budgets and general welfare bills.

Second angle caught 👀

They are really hammering the anti Farage campaign today on all fronts

Shocked

People will just note vote then, still allowing a lib dem victory

@Peter88902568 @AscendedYield Premium

I tried to get an interview with DR Congo but was told to call at 8.00 a.m.

@Seoirse_ He will win more votes that he did in 2024, it will be a complete PR win for him

This would be a huge win, media wise, for Reform. Farage gets a narrative that the system cares more about his private finances than it does tackling two-tier injustice, and he gets 6 weeks to campaign in a highly televised by-election; a mini general election manifesto.

@British_Enjoyer One to watch. He shares a fair bit of insider knowledge.

I trust Raheem. He’s an OG

Rees-mogg has been banging on about right uniting because ultimately it’s going to cost him his re run at his own seat… wouldn’t be surprised if he goes to reform to run in it. Would be a massive blow to the Torys.

@British_Enjoyer The discrepancy is that they are declared but just through his company, it’s just mental gymnastics

It’s so obvious what’s going on here

@PolitlcsUK By-election time!

🚨 BREAKING: Police have asked the CPS to authorise charges against suspended Labour MP Dan Norris for sexual offences including upskirting