Ryan Morrison

@NoContextBrits Shite men can’t jump

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘shite’.

@Argyle Well done lads. Easy work 💚 🤝💚

⏰ Half-time in Marbella and Freddie Issaka's goal is the difference. 0-1 #pafc

@NewcastleFansTV @teamginola @JudeMo1875 this is a couple years after your uncle followed Newcastle

28 years ago today, @teamginola rolled into toon. #NUFC 🖤🤍

@DexyHarper @HibernianFC Folk in here with serious reply’s man 🤣

First game of the season Marshall Stevenson Hanlon Miller Cadden Henderson Kenneh Delfeirre Taveres AKA JT10 (Captain) Doidge Melkersen Subs Boruc Obita Campbell Doyle-Hayes Jeggo Youan Boyle @HibernianFC #Hibs #Hibees #GGTTH

@jcaddow27 @HibernianFC 😂😂😂😂 shoogbae yanking nutsacks in the sunset

@MoMorrison21 @HibernianFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 is that HMS nutsack in the background happy

𝗟𝗲𝘃 𝗶𝘁𝘁 in Leith! 😍 We are delighted to announce the signing of Wales international Dylan Levitt from Dundee United! 👇

Welcome to Newcastle United, Sandro! 😍🇮🇹

@EvoIution9 @Knowdiffernce Absolute shite trick

Nice work.

I like this signing. 3/4 more quality signings and the hibs will cook

@BeadieGeorge @talkSPORT 🤝

@MoMorrison21 @talkSPORT You your part of DPMA now

“It’s horrible what he’s done!” 😡 “He’s just taken the money. It’s mercenary. You’ve got to test your ability. I don’t like it!” Alan Brazil is FURIOUS at Jota for leaving #CelticFC to take big money in Saudi. ☘️🇸🇦

Little By Little - Oasis Live at Finsbury Park 2002

Yer da trying to order off the menu on holiday

@Freddie_23_23 They’re aftercare is shite now like.

Only now and i buy the Iphone from Apple. Been with you for years, now they have convinced me to leave, i say they as soon as I left the conversation, i got another call almost instantly with same sales post. Folk have enough do deal with without being harassed by your staff 🤡🤡

@VodafoneUK You maybe need to have a look at your sales team. I had an asian guy on the phone, 3 times i pointed out i was happy with my current contract he got more angry repeating the same thing over again. Then was talking over me getting louder and louder. I’m sim 1/2..

@NathanAClark So your saying in todays market this guy is worth … what? 12m or so ?? Weird.

A good fit stylistically for Newcastle but I think they've overpaid by like 4 times - he just really isn't that good.

@paul_laird @NUFC Unreal mate

🔜 #UCL

@NUFC @acmilan 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of Sandro Tonali from @acmilan. The 23-year-old joins the Magpies for an undisclosed fee and has agreed a contract at St. James’ Park initially until 2028. Welcome to Newcastle United, Sandro! 🇮🇹

@SkySportsBoxing Looks like an arsehole

The Ben Whittaker shimmy! He's having FUN in there ✨🕺

@elonmusk Shite

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