Moanchester United

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The delusion. Jesus £40m 😂 White £50m 😂 But the biggest insult is thinking that KK goes anywhere for £80m.

@typesfaster Give me that over children being murdered in school any day.

In London for a bit It’s hot as hell and nowhere has AC. I just sat through The Devil Wears Prada in 95 degree indoor heat. The internet barely works (wifi and cell network both equally bad) You can’t safely walk around with a watch and half the city has had their phone snatched. Why do they live like this?

@ammandev Also DCL looks like the boss man who served me mu last kebab

Zoom in on Lammens and Truffert… All the money in the world and he decides to choose this instead of helping the creator and freelance economy instead. I don’t get it.

Rashford is not coming back into the United fold in his current wages. Only way it happens is if he agrees a new deal that fits with the new structure and I’m not sure that happens.

@realninawysocka The fact you think that suggests you might actually be 5

Explain to me like I’m 5 why the UK government treats immigrants like kings and treats its own citizens like trash?

@utdreport Just made up nonsense You’re putting Arteta top presumably because he has just won the league, fair enough. But what has Xabi Alonso or De Zerbi done to be in the top 10? Keith Andrews is a better manager than De Zerbi based on this season

The Daily Mail ranked the Premier League managers from best to worst: 1. Mikel Arteta 2. Unai Emery 3. Andoni Iraola 4. Xabi Alonso 5. Arne Slot 6. Enzo Maresca 7. Oliver Glasner 8. Roberto De Zerbi 9. Eddie Howe 10. David Moyes 11. Regis Le Bris 12. Fabian Hurzeler 13. Michael Carrick 14. Marco Silva 15. Kieran Mckenna 16. Keith Andrews 17. Daniel Farke 18. Frank Lampard 19. Vitor Pereira 20. Sergej Jakirovic

@RodinSimi Worry about your own team pal. They need all the help they can get

Manchester United will finish outside the Premier League top 10 and outside the top 24 in the UCL league phase: Michael Carrick finished third because Manchester United were only playing one game every eight days. Next season, with three games in seven days, the real challenge begins. I do not even see United reaching 15 league wins, and they could miss the UCL playoff spots completely. Fans already think the club is back, just like they did under Ole Gunnar Solskjær. They had the chance to appoint an experienced coach but instead decided to gamble on an inexperienced manager. Next season could be banter after banter for Manchester United.

@Otinization Nonce.

Max Dowman at 16. Cunha at 26 years.

@Its_B_here Just enjoy your title sweetheart

Genuine question, why has the premier league not corrected this ??

@Waspapping_ Shut up I am begging you

Bruno Fernandes is everything that’s wrong with Modern Football. Players like him are not good for the beauty and aesthetics of the sport. We can’t raise young generation of footballers thinking it’s Okay to be technically deficient as long as you can pull up good numbers.

Arsenal have just won their first title in decades, but all their fans can talk about is Bruno. When you’re big, you’re big.

But I thought there was a conspiracy/agenda/corruption against Arsenal?

Mainoo developing that fuck you to his game

Elliot Anderson are you watching

@markgoldbridge @bethTmufc This whole Beth or the main TUS account posts something, then Goldbridge just disagrees no matter what, is such blatant engagement farming it’s grotesque

@bethTmufc What are you saying then? Because you've just answered your own tweet

Said it multiple times now, but a lot still don’t seem to realise it. When Mount gets consistent minutes, there’s no question about his quality. The problem is his relentlessly poor injury record, which kills his match rhythm.

Mount has looked great today

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Not a volley

Jude Bellingham with an outrageous volley in Real Madrid's final La Liga game 😮‍💨

Elite tweet

@hesham786 Or Nice to turn over a Brighton side that have fucked us without lube over the last few years

No kids starting in a dead rubber is poor from Carrick. Expected to see 2-3 given the chance, there’s no need to have a full senior XI. Lacey deserved a start. This Dorgu left wing gimmick needs to end as well. Dorgu-Mbeumo-Amad, Bruno ain’t getting #21 today. We won’t score.

This is just classic bait fodder. The Telegraph is pretty adept at it and @Carra23 is becoming even better. Lining pockets