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@SherylRitchie7 I love that album, still listen to it pretty regularly.

@O2 hey o2, i was tracking your delivery and Sam went from being 14 deliveries from me, to me not being at home in less than two minutes. I have cameras on my home that show no sign of Sam. I think Sam tells lies. Might want to ask DPD for your money back.

Kate Garraway seems to think she's on a par with Frost and Dimbleby.

Amazing amount of people with hot takes on Gerrard now being excluded forever without knowing what conditions of employment were being put forward by the people who thought Russell Martin was the right guy for so long. No-one takes a shit job unless they're desperate.

Can't be many teams which such a phenomenal hit rate for signing absolute fucking lemons as manager and players as @RangersFC

@screebs69 Seems to be a popular choice with Archies.

Archie is tired after the excitement of a birthday party at the house all day yesterday! 🤣

@ibroxrocks Maybe he's just never been to the Parthenon.

Notably Thelo Aasgaard included which suggests his injury isn’t that bad.

The size of some of our new signings, we better have some raw meat at hand at mealtimes.

@strider80 It should be terrible. It is terrible. It works, a bit.

If you love absolute 80s/90s style action film nonsense (and if not, why not?), Heads of State is a good watch. It should be terrible, but it somehow works.

@GlasgowWarriors Another national sporting event that millions of people can't watch.

Today’s the day 🦁 Watch Nonz and Scott become Lions tonight at 8pm on Sky Sports, as the British & Irish Lions take on Argentina in Dublin! We’re with you all the way, lads! 😃

@DominikDiamond It's a heavy cross to bear.

Shat it. Understandable.

@MrSusannaHoffs There's a want about who prefer winter.

@ibroxrocks They'd beat our first team at 5s.

Our current coaching team would beat our first team at fives.

Imagine Ferguson gets the job and is actually good at it. I mean, there's absolutely no evidence to suggest he will be, but we can always dream.

This hero demanded to be taken for a walk at halftime, saving us both from that debacle. Thanks for having my back, Arch.💙

Can I buy a vowel, please.

💙 Happy Birthday to Rangers legend, Jörg Albertz. 🔨 The Hammer 👊

Do the SFA always comment on refereeing decisions so swiftly?

@SevKen5088 Fun Fact: he made this outfit from the very first Tunnock's Tea Cake wrapper.

@GlasgowWarriors Is he dying?

Our best wishes to Warrior #255, Greg Peterson #OnceAWarriorAlwaysAWarrior