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Ashburg Katto’s analysis of Bobi Wine, who never liked whites and dissed them in his songs. What changed?

Ejaculating more frequently may improve sperm quality, new study shows zurl.co/JYpHB

The tax that is really hurting people is PAYE because it is taken directly from their salaries. The money we pay on airtime, water, and other things is not felt as much by people. Now they want to raise PAYE to 40 percent—nearly half of a person’s salary would be taken. MPs do not share in this pain, so there will be less debate about it in Parliament- Hon Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda , MP Kira Municipality #MorningAtNTV

Instead of NUP Kubanja Kalulu, they're now demanding IPOD money. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

We're taking 4 cups..... Now is saying treble is coming .... Kyoka Arsenal 🤣🤣🤣

@HEBobiwine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Started my international engagements today with meetings on Capitol Hill, in Washington DC. #FreeUgandaNow

Copyright law isn't going to make you richer. You have to make new music that's worth Ugandans' ears.

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KIPLIMOOOOOO 👑 🇺🇬’s Jacob Kiplimo takes 10 seconds off the half marathon world record to win at the EDP Lisbon Half Marathon in 57:20* 🔥 *Pending usual ratification procedures

Lukwago must be laughing his head off after today's floods in most parts of Kampala... I told you Kampala has the fakest voters in the whole of Uganda. 🤣 🤣🤣

"Omusajja omukomole aba murema" - @ZizaBafanaUg 🤣🤣🤣

Masaka summarized in 1:49 minutes😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Amazima Agakawa

On 19 October 2023, the then Leader of the Opposition in Parliament, Hon. @MathiasMpuuga, presented a statement on unabated human rights abuses and the shrinking civic space in the country. Mpuuga cited widespread abductions and torture of opposition supporters. He challenged the government to account for citizens, including 18 individuals missing for years, who were picked up by security forces. He advocated for amending the Electoral Commissions Act to redefine the roles of the police and army in elections. #11thParliamentEnds

I have officially declared my candidacy for the Speaker of the 12th Parliament of Uganda. My mission is to restore the dignity of our house through transparency, objectivity, and a corruption-free legislature.I am ready to lead a parliament that truly serves the people of Uganda.

As the Singles Association, we're requesting that UCC shut down the Internet tomorrow. Singles' Lives Matter. @UCC_Official

You didn't play me. You mocked authenticity. Goodbye Ruben Amorim. 😃😃😃😃😃😃

@faith_nabushawo You did not play me. You mocked authenticity. Goodbye @faith_nabushawo 👋

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