Beat 'Em

@HawkEmDownChris Greg Gagne

Age yourself by naming an MLB shortstop you grew up watching. I’ll start: Derek Jeter.

@barstoolsports Anyone watching this instead of the WBC needs to seek medical attention.

UMBC HAS LIFE!!!

@dmbkparker @DrunkOldGrad It is possible to impart instruction and give commands in such a manner and such a tone of voice as to inspire in the soldier no feeling but an intense desire to obey

@DrunkOldGrad The discipline which makes the Soldiers of a free county reliable in battle is not to be gained by harsh or tyrannical treatment. On the contrary such treatment is far more likely to destroy than to make an army… No cheating, can continue if desired. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Schofield’s definition of discipline

@HaikusFromUnder I hate that I can only like this once

If you gave me a magic button that diverted all of my tax dollars that have been spent on Somali criminals to buying surf & turf for our soldiers, I'd push it immediately.

@benjaleamern @CaptainCons Go, and I can’t emphasize this enough, pound sand.

@CaptainCons Just because that’s the way things have been doesn’t mean you should keep doing them that way

If you are railing against our military getting lobsters then I’ll just conclude that you’re actually clueless Feeding our service members a morale meal has been going on for decades

@WhitlockJason What’s an NBA?

Bam scoring 83 points is not a good look for the NBA. It undermines the integrity, intensity, and structure of the game. This would be the equivalent of Rocky Bleier rushing for 2,000 yards. There's no resistance.

@NCAAFNation247 @AF_Football Troy Calhoun sucks big donkey balls.

Recruiting for Service Academies in #CFB is EVERYTHING. Air Force isn't going out here using the Transfer Portal, this is a developmental program that relys on evaluations and recruiting the type of player that will thrive in their system. Head Coach Troy Calhoun just made waves with his 2026 Recruiting Class, it's the BEST CLASS EVER in Air Force History by AVG Recruit Ranking. The class is led by 3 star Safety Knight Wilson from Franklin, TN. 3 star WR Merrik Bloomgren is 6'3 and a solid addition and 3 star ATH Wes Burford is a versatile player who could contribute at many positions. This 2026 class is a legendary one for Air Force and should develop into a solid unit down the road. As always these Air Force players will go on to do great things outside of football one day and we are thankful for their service. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@awfulannouncing We’re better than everyone at everything. U S A

Roman Anthony crushes a 3-run homer! Joe Davis and John Smoltz have the Mexico-USA call for Fox. ⚾️💣🎙️🇺🇸 #WBC

@grantweiss55 1996 would like a word

Best state final of all time?

@7thavenuepizza Just tried and I don’t have permissions 🤷🏻‍♂️

@MockElastic Thank you!!! Send us a DM

@7thavenuepizza multiple years streaming The Tourney and getting hungry seeing those pies and still no way to order a shipment 😕 Give the people what they want!

@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets Cake eaters from Edina 😶

This might be the only time you see a goal like this in your entire lifetime @spittinchiclets

Best quote I heard from the Olympic hockey final " I'd rather be a Canadian with a silver then an American with a gold "

@Brett_McMurphy @grok where does he have Army?

😳 My Way-Too-Early College Football Playoff & Bowl Projections. We're down to 78 bowl spots in 2026. Also, former Pac-12 members will play in Pac-12 bowls for another year instead of current conference affilations. Enjoy! on3.com/news/2026-way-…

@awfulannouncing Will AI be able to make sure I never have to see anything NBA-related in the future? Because that would be a great development.

Adam Silver: "There's no doubt that AI will have the same impact on sports... how we're going to be able to [hyper-personalize] our telecasts... We're about to witness probably the most significant change, certainly in my lifetime, in how sports are presented." 🏀📺🎙️ #NBA

“USA, USA, USA.” Shut up & watch the hockey game, you twits.

@bicepcurl Flight of The Valkyries

Greenland locals when 'Fortunate Son' starts echoing over the horizon

Former #ArmyFootball EDGE rusher Elo Modozie has transferred from Georgia to Purdue

@achristovichh *President Trump

Navy athletics reposts Trump's announcement about an executive order to create an exclusive broadcast window for the annual Army-Navy football matchup. Appears like an endorsement of Trump's idea.

Former #ArmyFootball tackle Josh Manecke has signed with 2025 CFP qualifier James Madison