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When productive members of a society are forced to subsidize the unproductive, under threat of violence, where is the incentive to be productive?

NEW: Kayaker gets “eaten” and spit out by a humpback whale off the coast of Chile. "Stay calm, stay calm," the man's father could be heard saying in the video. The man, Adrián Simancas, says he thought the whale had swallowed him. "When I came up and started floating, I was scared that something might happen to my father too, that we wouldn’t reach the shore in time, or that I would get hypothermia," he said. Both men returned to shore with no injuries.

@Rothmus If anything can unite this country, it is a disdain for Woodrow Wilson.

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@harkinsjames72 @TheCensoredRock

@TheCensoredRock Actually he is the commie

Trump was a moderate until you -Impeached him twice -Stole an election -Arrested him -Convicted him on bogus felonies -Shot him Now you commies are getting what you fucking deserve. Enjoy!

@Praetorian2920 @LibertyCappy Dog is easy, they live in the yard.

@LibertyCappy Lmao if your house smells from the litterbox you need to clean it better or get a robot. Cat smell is easy to deal with. Dog on the other hand.

@elonmusk Keep digging, you'll probably find out.

How much are they paying you, Schiffty?

@SenAdamSchiff Way to subvert the will of the people, pencil neck.

Tonight I'll be holding the Senate floor and doing everything I can to stop RFK Jr.'s nomination. If you're awake, tune in at 1am ET here, or on YouTube.

@Rothmus He was super cereal

He was so real for this

@bradlander @NYCComptroller

Today, it was my @NYCComptroller office that discovered that $80 MILLION in already authorized, allocated, and paid federal aid was WIPED from the City's bank account. Let's be crystal clear: This is highway robbery. Elon Musk, with no legal authority, illegally seized federal funds from New Yorkers.

@BattleByrd She needs a stud finder. And a man to turn it on himself and say, "found one".

Nobody: An independent woman who doesn't need a man...

@GigaBasedDad Mongolia?

it was also the first year of the most destructive presidency in American history. Woodrow Wilson was terrible for the U.S. and the world.

@jeffcharlesjr You could chop 75% off and still defend the country from any possible threat.

Holy crap, Trump says he wants to eventually cut the military budget in half. Does he mean it?

@reddit_lies Takes 20 minutes and a bottle of Boone's farm to replace him.

OP is a 17 year old that's mad his dad punished him for bad grades. High odds his dad didn't even yell at him tbh.

@LuckyMcGee Ya can't just "boy"cott everything with "man" in it😉

I will no longer be getting a manicure, because it has “man” in it, and I’m no longer willing to participate in such misogyny. 😵💅🏼

@elonmusk Why would you ever turn it back on?

Have you tried turning the government off and on again?

@LibertyCappy Who cares, they're European

BREAKING: Judge Amir Ali just ordered the Trump administration to lift the funding freeze for foreign aid - AP