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@HunterAtHome @RussJerichoArt @EdmontonOilers You can tell he’s a real Edmonton fan cause he’s wearing sweatpants in public.

Is this #Edmonton's furthest OILERS FAN?! @RussJerichoArt lives in Lancashire, England & cheers for the #Oilers over 6,400 KM AWAY! He loves @EdmontonOilers SO much he's visited #YEG 4 times & watches EVERY game despite a 7hr time difference! LISTEN: bit.ly/4vRvM5i

@TELUSsupport @TELUS I need help linking my account, but because I can’t link my account it won’t let me talk to rep. I would like to pay my bill. Please help.

@miserablemrh @DIIIHockeyNews @MiddAthletics @middmhockey So a lot of dekes are just…..not allowed with this rule? If you’re in tight you’re in the blue before puck is in.

@DIIIHockeyNews @MiddAthletics @middmhockey Ref on the goal line waves it off immediately. My guess is player is in the crease before the puck goes in, or this is considered a rebound off the goalie, hard to tell from this angle.

Here’s the game winning “save” in the shootout from Hamilton. Hamilton won the shootout in the 0-0 tie vs Middlebury. @MiddAthletics @middmhockey #d3hky

@annieshomegrown Spidey Mac n’ Cheese did NAWT come with cheese. What do you suggest I do?

@citehchris @acepinball

dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. the best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good

@jameslineky @acepinball

he’s dusting off slurs a whole generation has never even heard before

@acepinball @_cosmonaut1 @morkalork pls Help

Watching the remake of THE BAD NEWS BEARS (1976), BAD NEWS BEARS (2005) to prepare for my youth baseball coaching debut. A few notes so far, I badly need a convertible. Also, need to add more slurs to my vernacular.

@UncleBeer My vote is for a flail

I believe we should MORE police officers! *crowd boos* hold on now, folks. hold on. i do think we need more cops, but i believe that they should carry a cursed amulet reducing speed and strength by 40% and armed with various comical melee weapons

@_cosmonaut1 @thereallisaann Small, but important nonetheless

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@acepinball Didn’t he at least know…. something about baseball though?

Going to coach a U15 baseball team which greatly accelerates my transition to Walter Matthau in BAD NEWS BEARS (1976)

@_cosmonaut1 @AlpacaAurelius He said coffee, not spaghetti

@Uncle_Hodge Dude you have a house and a nespresso machine. Fire em up!

@morkalork @_cosmonaut1 @indsmoothing The Top Gun rode was sick tho. Must be 5’6” (Maverick) or shorter to ride

@_cosmonaut1 @indsmoothing I don’t see why they have to visit Disneyworld, Canada’s wonderland is just as good and/ or better #elbowsup

@morkalork @AverageFan_Z ✌️

@AverageFan_Z Why don’t you have a seat

robertson - hintz - rantanen when they see the oilers deploy walman - bouchard

@_cosmonaut1 @CTVNews We’d all be poor!

Chrystia Freeland wants Mark Carney to be finance minister, if she becomes PM ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…

@morkalork @bigcontentguy So when he ate one they could pull it out?

@bigcontentguy Guy definitely had to have his mitts on a string as a kid

brady tkachuk looks like the kid at the birthday party whose parents say he can’t have red dye 40 or he gets too hyper

@Uncle_Hodge What we need is a grammar Sheriff!

@spittinchiclets Puma hockey stick

What’s the GOAT hockey gift you’ve opened on Christmas? 🎄🎁

@DonTaylor5 I also rocked a Franklin one piece in Bantam at one point. Good times.

@DonTaylor5 Playing PeeWee in the mid 90’s I got a Puma (yes, that Puma) 2-piece for Christmas. It had “grip” technology which was effectively coarse sand paper and shredded the palms of my gloves.

Hockey fans! Three goals for Sherwood. I need some hockey stick brands (preferably obscure)for Tuesday’s highlight package