Laura L'Ammoux

It is the way in which you live your life that defines the Story of You. Humility, however meek and true, is not attractive enough for others to absorb what you have to give. It is the purity of your being that brings others to bathe in your spring and swim in your ocean.

I'll be back next week.

Harry hit the ground running on his face. #DumbPrinceAndHisStupidWife #PrinceHarry #StupidTodger

It's a been a weird year. Twit's not letting me post a pic or gif. WTF? Didn't miss that shit. Hope to be back mid-April.

@POTUS Not like the American citizens you left standing alone on the tarmac in Afghanistan. Utterly useless.

In Ukraine's fight against Russia's unprovoked, unjustified war, I’m proud to say they have not stood alone.   And on my watch, they never will.

@RampCapitalLLC "...and then he said, 'They asked what files do I have on my laptop!'"

Caption contest

@Vonster Is there a way to actually make Image Trace work in @adobe Illustrator? They got it right in one version in 20 years only to muck it up again. (There is no circumstance I can think of that would make Lynda or Deke want to be evangelists again for these crap products.)😖

@DavidBCollum @chrismartenson @peakprosperity 42

I just sent off my writeup on The War in Ukraine to @chrismartenson at @peakprosperity. It is 42 pages guaranteed to really piss off a large percentage of the population. It was the hardest 42 pages I have written.

@jordanbpeterson IMAO It would work better (and cleaner) as a lighthouse and sail.

Votes are appreciated.

@RudyHavenstein I really thought this was your doing.

@HotRodBlago30 Do you know this ice fishing cooking hack?

Breathing fresh Wisconsin air. I’ll be on the ice in a few hours

@michaeltg @catturd2 @CSigmaShow @elonmusk Can someone please explain why California—home to Silicon Valley and tech giant Goolag—does not use a single DRE [direct reporting electronic] voting system? ballotpedia.org/Voting_methods…

@catturd2 @CSigmaShow @elonmusk Most secure elections EVER!

After what @elonmusk revealed about #TwitterGate - I never want to hear the phrase "free and fair elections" coming from the FBI, big tech fact checkers, the media, or the Democrat party, ever again.

So Jamie Dimon doesn't know the difference between mild and hard? #ItsOkayHeHasTheMoneyForHookersAndBlow

There is separation of Church and State. The Church can deny anyone marriage if they so choose, because they can; the State cannot, as it must uphold individual rights. So stop trying to make it something its not, folks.

@catturd2 So it's a female swimmer doing an impression of a deaf Amy Poehler? Yes?

Good lord.

@FedProm FedProm 😘

Who do you trust here?

@wealth_director "Okay, so that's all the money I'm gonna get from you?" #ActualResponseFromFormerFamilyMember

What's the worst response to "I love you?"

@Universe_Judges GIF Game 👍💯

Twitter Gold™️

So millennials are facing their first layoff/termination. Whatever, kid. Yawn. Sincerely, GenX