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@DonTheCreator_ Women who were married at 24 and are now divorced AND have had less than 10 sexual partners in their lives

i genuinely want to know. i promise im not being funny. what’s her target audience?

@HousewivesHub The pants rub is the giveaway

Oh Ronnie does not look well… the nodding off #JerseyShoreFamilyVacation

@Mlu__N2 You still got out of your car, positioned your phone, got back in the car, and backed it up. All for validation from strangers. Pathetic

The saddest thing is the 10 fries. I don’t think people understand how peaceful the introverted life actually is.

@kellykeegs Would you still think that if the roles were reversed and it was a man throwing a chair near his daughter?

@Simon_Ingari Let’s stop pretending Gen Z is this noble bunch of ethical people that are bent on doing the right thing

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@ThrillaRilla369 Shake n Bake thin pork chops and buttered egg noodles

A "poor people food" that you will eat no matter how rich you get

@AmericanaMama_ You’re kids just going to get bullied even more when they find out he’s a snitch and goes to his teacher to solve the issue. Put your kid in self defense class. Bullies need to be put in their place. Not encouraged.

Nah fam

@ZhengYe594960 @Bitcoin_Teddy Dumb. Find a way. Work the weekends somewhere.. Life is only going to get harder as you get older. You’re a man and you’ll eventually figure out that nobody cares about you and it’s up to you to figure shit out.

This 'we all struggled' line is too real but Gen Z is actually drowning. I am pursuing degree in my final semester currently . Internship start next month and graduation in July/August. I have to make a decision whether to dropout or not this month and get a job instead to help to pay for some of the living expenses because my parents have separated and my dad didn't support the family anymore. If I give up my degree this month, I have to pay back the loan & scholarships 😔 #GenZ #Burnout

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay $3200 for rent and $10 for eggs. You didn’t graduate into $50K student debt and $0 job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

@MPD_6228 @tysonphotoo @DailyLoud You wouldn’t be saying that if it were your wife or daughter that was assaulted

@tysonphotoo @DailyLoud 25 is excessive. Give him 5 and if he behaves, let him out in 3. If he doesn’t, given him the full 5. When he gets out, and he just start committing more crimes, right back in for 25.

The family of a Texas teen loses it as judge sentences him to 25 years in prison for robbing a convenience store.

@CNviolations “Times that by 4”

Thoughts?

@OGsDontFold How are the dreams though ?

Weed sober for 25 days,all I have realized is that life with weed is a lot better..

@DylanAbruscato He looks like he’s about to quote someone on 4 brand new tires but tell them they might be better off buying them used

If I’m a Banksy collector, I have to be fuming. The allure/mystique of an anon artist is half the value, and it’s just less fun now that he’s doxxed.

@NYCMayor Blah blah blah. Eventually you’re going to responsible for governing. Not advocating for the marginalized. Get your shit together.

Today, I signed an executive order establishing the first-ever Mayor’s Office of LGBTQIA+ Affairs and appointing the brilliant Taylor Brown as Director. Queer New Yorkers deserve to be not just protected, but celebrated in this city. Together, we will fight for their right to live a life of dignity, safety, and unabashed pride.

@ceraliza They cover leftovers with aluminum foil rather than use Tupperware

What habit immediately reveals that a person grew up in a poor household?

@Bitcoin_Teddy 10 hours overtime should solve this

How am I supposed to pay; $1,600 rent $250 power $110 water $280 internet $130 car insurance EVERY MONTH while making less than $19 an hour???

@BlessedMeenu @OvOBrezzzy It’s weird. Cmon

@OvOBrezzzy Everyone roasting him now… wait till they realize the club is full of 30+ people. 30 at spring break isn’t weird. Being broke at 30 and judging others is. 😭

Duke Dennis was fr 30 going on spring breaks

@CrazyVibes_1 Get to work dish pan hands

Just started a job at Chipotle and today was my first real shift. They sent me to the back to wash dishes and I walked in to a mountain of them piled up. I’m talking sinks full, racks full, everything. I literally said ‘there’s no way you expect one person to wash all of this.’ Manager basically told me if I didn’t finish them all I’d be sent home and probably fired. I didn’t sign up to be the entire dish crew by myself. I get doing your part, but dumping an entire shift’s worth of dishes on someone who just started feels completely crqzy. I honestly don’t understand how places think this is okay.”

@OliLondonTV 20 bucks says it’s crystal meth

Britney Spears was pursued by police for over an hour driving erratically before DUI arrest. Police 911 dispatch: “A black sedan, erratic braking, swerving and driving with no tail light.” An unknown substance was also reportedly found in her car.

Stefon Diggs is being released from the New England Patriots. (tmz.com/2026/03/04/ste…)

@Cdhd123 @ryangerritsen @wpgpolice You think these thugs aren’t going to take advantage of your cowardice masquerading as empathy?

@ryangerritsen @wpgpolice I hope that this “Security Gaurd” was arrested and charged. I’ve never seen anything like this in Canada. SMH I hope the shoplifter is okay. I do not condone shoplifting but we don’t know his circumstances either, least of all I don’t agree with violence.

Yes this is Winnipeg Canada. The Dollarama security guard is using brass knuckles on an alleged shoplifter. Our country has become unrecognizable.