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@AsInTheJar @slack2thefuture Yes

@slack2thefuture Just for clarification: What if she just wings it? Would outlining a general plan for segments & improv be considered writing if a non-member does it?

@SouthernMoa @JudiciaIreview @InternetH0F Same

@JudiciaIreview @InternetH0F I thought it was because he'd hooked up with his biological sister and mum was trying to keep them apart.

@MoBatEnjoyer @erika @FiverMacGyver @nomad_therapist @TheTriarii @Mormonger @aaronpalmer @DrJenGunter Their choice is to not do this in the first place. The end.

@erika @FiverMacGyver @nomad_therapist @TheTriarii @Mormonger @MommaTRex @aaronpalmer @DrJenGunter *Hushed whisper* Don't tell anyone, but the point of proxy priesthood ordinances in the temples is to give them a choice.

Just found out that someone had my great grandfather who lived his entire life in the UK, who was a Primitive Methodist religion wise, was baptized by someone in the Mormon church in December 1980 in Iowa Falls. Our family is very angry. Also, they won’t tell us who did it.

@aaronpalmer @erika @nomad_therapist @DrJenGunter 🙄 How about we don’t accept them now

Seriously? If the "Church" legit did what you say they are doing, they would be claiming they have about 15 billion members 😂 Quit overthinking it. Members do their genealogy work to identify their ancestors, then do proxy baptisms for those ancestors to give them an opportunity to accept the faith or not.

@MoBatEnjoyer @aaronpalmer @erika @nomad_therapist @DrJenGunter Stop. Stop pissing on other people’s graves so that you can feel special about yourselves. They have a sincerely held belief that they don’t want you to ever do this to them. So stop. Stop and think about someone else’s feelings for a change, versus your need to feel superior

@MommaTRex @aaronpalmer @erika @nomad_therapist @DrJenGunter So on one hand, I have a sincerely-held religious belief that the Lord wants us to do this (1 Corinthians 15:29) and that it's performed through authority only Christ's restored Church holds. On the other hand, some people on Twitter are mad about it. Whatever will we do?

@MoBatEnjoyer @aaronpalmer @erika @nomad_therapist @DrJenGunter YOU would be upset. Fine. Then YOU get baptized. Leave other people alone

@MommaTRex @aaronpalmer @erika @nomad_therapist @DrJenGunter If a descendant of mine converted to another faith and sincerely thought a prayer or ritual could help me in the afterlife, I'd be upset if they DIDN'T do it.

@RachelFogletto Do you mean like when I talk about when whosit brought me a thingamajig, and then we listened to that one song (you know, it goes dah-duh-dah-duh dah-dah daaaaahhhh). I wish it was like that other time, when I took the hoopymawhatsit and that person who isn’t whosit was there too

Tell me you can’t communicate without telling me you can’t communicate

@aaronpalmer @erika @nomad_therapist @DrJenGunter And it’s a good one. One that most people would agree with it. The fact that you don’t understand how upsetting this is to others is a testament to how close-minded your church is

@erika @nomad_therapist @DrJenGunter That’s certainly an opinion….

@OneLonePatriot1 @DrJenGunter You don’t get to decide what a dead person would have wanted. The end.

@Blackbunnyfibrz @DrJenGunter John 3:5 “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God." Christians understand that all must be baptised in the name of Christ to be saved. A loving God will provide opportunities for salvation for all his children.

@NotWellInZion @daBookdragon @DrJenGunter It’s extremely disrespectful. Stop. Just stop doing it. It’s not that difficult to stop messing with other people. If you want to be LDS, fine. Just get off my lawn

I'm not trying to discount your position, I'm just trying to understand. But how does it affect you? If a) the Church is not true b) if say, the Church is true and two missionaries approach you in the spirit world, and you tell them to go away. You won't be baptized against your will. Or, c)if there is no afterlife then none of this matters anyway. If none of what we do is true, and you are dead, then it's literally like your brother writing your name down on a piece of paper, pretending that you're alive on the other side, and doing something in love, that he really believes in. If you're dead, and none of this is true, then how does this negatively affect you?

@HighVibeEnjoyer @fuckyouiquit You used a pronoun in your reply. You’re a pronoun person!

Former NBA employee still had access to their Facebook page and went hard as fuck in the paint

@been_herde But how weird is it that as a society (this country, not all others), we know that “How are you doing today?” is just a way of greeting people, where a real answer isn’t expected

sorry if this is rude or whatever but i really hate people who refuse to endure even the tiniest bits of small talk. can’t tell you how many times i’ve walked up to a table at work and said “how are you doing today” only to be met with complete silence and a blank stare

@nezlernetwork @_ItsKebb I’m 54 years old, and if I want some LEGO set, I’m buying that LEGO set

@_ItsKebb And people wonder why kids grow up and still like “childish” things, because they weren’t allowed to like those things when they were a kid I’m also a senior, and i still love things like stuffed animals and legos and things most people would consider “chldish” for my age

I’m a senior. And today, I met a freshman. They were also really into art and animation. We were talking about how we made our oc’s, & she got all embarrassed. She told me not to tell anyone and then whispered that she was “a gacha kid” in middle school She was in middle school.

@KristinChirico Reminds me of a Jerry Seinfeld bit where he wonders why detergents advertise that they get blood stains out. “Who’s got all these blood stains?” 🙄 (He was not being ironic. He really didn’t seem to have a clue.)

Once at BuzzFeed during the "starter pack" meme trend, I made a meme that was titled "second day of your period starter pack" and all the items were just increasingly gargantuan and ridiculous quantities of toilet paper, and my cis male boss was like "I don't get it"

@DrLoupis No it isn’t. Stop lying

This is a liberal school book for small children.

@JoJoFromJerz Deadpool

What is the greatest opening scene in movie history?

@theladykroft @fuckyouiquit If you want to spend the day at the beach, find coverage. If a family member dies, that’s a nope.

Way nicer than they deserved

@seananmcguire I’m in the simple/silly/fun gift camp. For my friend’s husband, I gave him a crochet mobius strip fidgeter. I was crocheting a bunch randomly for fun (they’re pretty quick to make)

Wow, adults are way less gift-oriented than I thought they were. When it's a friend, I generally default to silly things that will make them happy. Or a Pony. I always have Ponies.

Quick, people who have social lives: does the protocol for adult birthday parties include bringing gifts?

@seananmcguire I mean, he’s a cat, so chance of him murdering you in your sleep IS greater than zero 😹

I: *get Thomas shaved for his health and safety* Internet strangers: *imply that I'm abusing him, say he's going to kill me in my sleep* Thomas: *has now been purring for twenty-four hours solid, he's so happy to be shaved*

@sexandtheswiss @ask_aubry My husband is short (5’4”), but he does not have a bad attitude about it. Generalizations suck and can be a starting point for prejudice

@ask_aubry Short guys have attitudes, it's not a myth.

The men to women ratio on Tinder is 7:3 and the gap is growing. Dudes literally fill their bios with abuse and ask, "where are all the women?"