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@fadule_ Drinking coke zero is retarted. It's less healthy than normal coke

Life is amazing: -gyms exist -Coke Zero exists -hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1 -you and your wife can get hammered at a comedy show then smash all night without a condom -you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint and grill cheeseburgers -iPhones have GPS and it tells you when there’s a cop so you can slow down and avoid a speeding ticket -you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar. And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, booking the trip, CRUSHING IT at work, ASKING for the raise!? Asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!? You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

@Krynicka_K istnieje jakikolwiek dowód że ten profil jest prowadzony przez PRAWDZIWĄ KOBIETĘ?

Ciągle czytamy: „Prawdziwy mężczyzna powinien to”, „Prawdziwy mężczyzna powinien tamto”. To teraz pora na kilka słów o prawdziwej kobiecie. Prawdziwa kobieta odczuwa ogromną satysfakcję, a nawet coś w rodzaju ekstazy, nie wtedy, gdy dostaje awans w pracy, lecz wtedy, gdy przygotuje swojemu mężczyźnie przepyszne śniadanie, obiad czy kolację, a jemu smakuje. Prawdziwa kobieta wraca do wagi sprzed ciąży, bo chwilowa przyjemność z jedzenia nie jest dla niej ważniejsza, niż wygląd. Prawdziwa kobieta daje mu tyle seksu, ile on sobie życzy i w takiej formie i jakości, w jakiej on sobie życzy. Prawdziwa kobieta nie ma pretensji o to, że on chce poświęcać czas na rozwijanie swojej kariery, ambicji i pasji. Prawdziwa kobieta wie, że są takie momenty w życiu rodzinnym, gdy powinna ugryźć się w język i milczeć, bo autorytet w domu może być tylko jeden i jest nim mężczyzna. Prawdziwa kobieta doprowadza codziennie dom i dzieci do takiego stanu, aby on po powrocie z pracy zastał ład i harmonię, a nie rozgardiasz, syf i brudne naczynia w zlewie. Prawdziwa kobieta nie wyjedzie na weekendowy city break z koleżankami, zostawiając go z dziećmi samego w domu. Prawdziwa kobieta potrafi przyjmować krytykę, stale pracuje nad swoimi wadami i nie skupia się maniakalnie na jego wadach. ___ Żeby zdobyć prawdziwego mężczyznę, trzeba najpierw dążyć do bycia prawdziwą kobietą.

@JungianPeater Primal diet is your answer

Horror of the modern world: you either have to do the humiliation ritual of cooking or pay obscene amounts for a non-PUFA meal. Who figuring out the golden middle path here? I’m fine with bowl of slop as long as its clean. We need to bring back medieval perpetual stew

@300baniek @lucas_michalek ?

@lucas_michalek No i tu masz 100% racji

Wczoraj w hotelu był jakiś sławny ziom i tłumy zebrały się pod wejściem. Ale tak sobie myślę - jakim low IQ idiotą trzeba być by ubóstwiać jakiegoś piosenkarza tak mocno by marnować cały dzień na stanie w ciasnym tłumie aby przez ułamek sekundy zobaczyć w oknie swojego idola.

@ecomanonn sour orange juice is peak

My diet: - 1 litre of orange juice - spaghetti - bottle of jack daniels whiskey (peaty) - red bull This is what peak performance looks like

@dopaminesales @notdvb Assuming that 100 mil net worth is just cash which is unrealistic. But yeah overall you are correct. OP's whole statement is just retarded

@notdvb at 100 mil and 6% APY you're doing 500k/m completely passive, is the "semi" portion the effort it takes to order the monthly lambo?😂

100M net worth & 500K/mo in semi-passive & highly-stable cash flow. that's financially rich to me.

@notdvb With 100m you can achieve 500k/m 100% passively lol

@MEvsIRS He muted that tv because his frequency was too high for local programming

When I was 7 years old I once asked my father why he doesn’t work anymore He picked up the tv remote and muted the volume He looked over at me almost confused by this question and said “I’m needed elsewhere, my power far exceeds any job description you can imagine” He then pondered on his own statement visibly for a few seconds, agreed with himself, nodded at me, knowing this was a sufficient response to my 7 year old question, and unmuted My Name Is Earl while pissed drunk at 1pm on a Tuesday in a section 8 1 bedroom apartment at the age of 29 We never spoke about his work again my whole life Most of you will not understand this likely due to your monumental lack of power

@MEvsIRS 🔥

@OwariETH Not true. Just choose the right woman and you won't have to deal with those problems

women love the perception of the man being busy a man going 9-5 and coming home making 100 bucks a day has a appeal of being busy and its justified being a chud at home grinding 16 hrs a day doesnt give the same vibe despite the performance its embedded genetically that the man is never home and "hunting"

@sevinsights @MEvsIRS It's really not

@MEvsIRS What about having children? A marriage is essential to familial symbiosis when involving children

1. All pussy is paid for The notion of “looking for the right girl for long term” is not entirely rejected by me I have been in lots of relationships If I continue to enjoy someones company then I will hopefully continue to see them and this is a relationship But the notion that this must be a contractual agreement which involves the state, my assets, and my full commitment through all potential scenarios and changes over time is ridiculous and unnecessary to me I try not to make decisions that my future higher self may find to be a constraint on growth and self development, that guy in the future knows more than me and I trust him to have the greatest possible amount of agency So the agreement of marriage is future self sabotage I don’t reject being with the same person for a long time I reject everything it implies from a societal perspective And in lots of cases, and places, a legal perspective Everything outside of the moments of company we share is what I reject Any additional agreements made by me and a significant other are purely out of present love and support not out of obligation or expectation and these agreements are usually never made with something left to honor or continue after the initial show of affection is made I can’t know that my partner is going to grow and change into someone that I want to spend the rest of my tiny sliver of human consciousness with. Because I am a variable for change as well, the odds we both grow over years and still think we are optimal for each others daily lives is highly unlikely there’s no one telling you that it’s sign the agreement or never see the person You don’t have to speak for your future self prematurely And there’s literally not a single benefit to you or the spouse So just don’t The subject gets forced in relationships which lack trust or include massive insecurities Marriage is a tool to ease uncertainties of faithfulness, resources, etc For example : You may want your girlfriend to give up her career and focus on family at home, half the reason is probably because she gets lots of male attention from coworkers (you are insecure abt this naturally) and half is because you actually want kids with her (she is less likely to leave you if you have kids as soon as possible.. an insecurity) , but this is risky for her to do because she would need to fully trust you as a breadwinner, roommate, and father, if you give up on any of these she is left in a vulnerable position and will have to restart, with baggage. So she starts talking about engagement. This conversation is only brought into this picture because it at least hypothetically deposits security so a further arrangement can be achieved that you think limits your own feelings of insecurity, and for this you traded her your promise you will not leave after she becomes fully reliant on you In this example and in most real life relationships I’ve observed marriage is used simply as a means to get what you need in terms of emotional stability in order to get what you actually want It is a prerequisite to a couples non existent purely mythical becoming of one, only required because one’s own fear of vulnerability 1+1=2 and 2 can always be halved I choose not to ignore the simple reality that 2 cannot exist as 1. A true symbiotic relationship can be observed in nature but this symbiosis is not fixed or forever. And its existence is due to necessary reciprocal value not due to pure willpower and commitment or desire for selflessness. A joining of two things is at the absolute sacrifice of the two things existence and the birth of something brand new. This is not how humans love Our love is a reflection of who we are, we are too aware of our own needs and wants to ever consciously sacrifice our lives entirely and completely, outside of dire circumstance, to create something novel

@_wendywhittle_ @MEvsIRS He won't let you hit Wendy

@WizardFight4 @juicellducati False.

@juicellducati Yes you can be womanizer when ur broke, but you gonna be getting the bummiest bitches of all time. Thanks but no thanks🫷

I think being a wife guy, whipped beta male simp provider is cringe, but being a 30 year old single womanizer is just as bad. There has to be a middle ground

@MachMustard @desi0re being "taken advantage of" is a fantasy created by poors who view relationships as a subscription service they can barely afford. your entire concept of "self-respect" is just a cope narrative you constructed bcs you cannot afford to be generous without feeling a financial pinch

@MonadicRebirth @desi0re You must really hate life. I feel bad for pathetic people like you. Not my fault you weren’t raised to have respect for yourself, you like women taking advantage of you and treat you like shit by all means, can’t unteach corny niggas 🤷🏻‍♂️.

i woke up to this text from my girlfriend

@MachMustard @desi0re "definitely not broke" is the funniest shit you could possibly type while having a mental breakdown over gas money. you are talking about mother dynamics and simping because your entire understanding of women comes from watching angry podcasts in your twin bed

@MonadicRebirth @desi0re Because I got tired of being taken advantage of I’m broke 🤣 you’re a corn ball ass simp I know you are. You don’t know me I am definitely not broke. You’re just ignorant and probably raised on a single mother. You have a woman’s mentality. I bet you fight women with a bonnet on

@MachMustard @desi0re i can literally just reply that you are broke to every single word you ever type and i will always be correct. your lack of funds refutes any point you try to make. until you have racks your opinions are worth absolutely zero. go get some money and think about that

@MonadicRebirth @desi0re Okay keep being ignorant 👌🏼 don’t cry when a bitch take your pennies.

@MachMustard @desi0re you are struggling with basic literacy which is standard for a peasant who cries over gas money. makes sense

@MonadicRebirth @desi0re So you’re saying you have nothing worth taking? Heard, trash.

@MachMustard @desi0re nigga really said pov like i can see that far down into the slums. your pov is literally from the bottom of a fucking dumpster. taken advantage of implies you have anything worth taking you peasant. keep crying over your pennies

@MonadicRebirth @desi0re If you can’t see my pov, Have fun being taken advantage of. 🖕🏼

@Dioslev they either do that to get the "perfect" entry by averaging into the trade (which is retarded), or think structuring the trade like that is the only way to take partials - they don't know you can just partially close a single position

I have a question, Those traders that open 10 positions of 0.01 instead of 0.10 or 50 positions of 0.01 instead of 0.50, Why do you do it?

@aruvinchan so you did a vasectomy? gay

FACT: The chances of catching HIV through unprotected vaginal sex, for a heterosexual man, are 0.000066%. You're welcome to fact-check me. This is why I never bother with condoms. Total psyop and fear-mongering.