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@omgsidewalks My teeth know that thunder is coming.

Can people “smell rain” before it actually starts raining?? My grandma would say “I smell rain coming”

@LizKershawDJ So sorry for your loss, I have many happy memories of listening to Andy when studying.

Thank you for all your messages of affection for Our Andtew and kindness today. I’ve lost my best friend

@thesundaysport @paulbeardow Surely it should be "She poops to conquer."

@paulbeardow Bestselling sequel to She Shat By Moonlight

I'm sorry, but holding the tissues while your missus has a shit outside a cafe is one of the most touching expressions of true love I've ever seen. Welling up here.

@JournalistJill We had over £300 of specialist pads and dressings when we lost Dad last year. We found somewhere that donated to warzones and deprived areas and sent a huge parcel to them.

The NHS won’t take things back. We had boxes of bandages, unopened medications and creams etc when my grandmother died. We offered to take it all back and they refused. We ended up giving it all to a private nursing home. Ridiculous.

@HazelAppleyard First 3 steps to a future headline.

Wow this child needs an asylum and I don’t say that lightly

@Headley1976 @ElizaH64344 I'm waiting another 60 years.

@ElizaH64344 A) You don't have to watch it at 6am, it'll still be there when you wake up and for quite a while. B) its not like theres going to be any spoilers, its 60 years old and most of us have read the books and listened to the audio. Personly I might save it for easter day

To the small amount of people moaning about the Dalek Masterplan episodes being released early…put it into perspective. YOU are getting two episodes of Doctor Who that haven't been seen in 60 years….earlier than expected!

@j4ppleby I still have mornings when I wake up in a sweat realising I have a project to complete. I left school in 1990.

I still have nightmares based around being humiliated or severely underprepared for stuff at school. When does this stop? I'm 42.

@BlondShelley Happy Birthday.

Blessed to have made it to 56 surrounded by love, laughter, happiness and the best people on the planet♥️🖤

@THERussellGrant @TimesRadio No, I've never seen it either, so any mentions/parodies go right over my head.

Am I the only person who's never seen Love Actually! Last night on Newsnight, Nick Watt talked about a Love Actually moment, this morning on @TimesRadio = it's been a total Love Actually love-in and I still don't know what it means. #puzzled

@darren_scott Everything we ship is wrapped in bubble wrap and put into a re-used strong outer cardboard wrapper. Then bubble wrapped again before having brown paper as the last layer.

Bought a vintage vinyl album off eBay. The seller shipped it in a plastic bag with “fragile” written on it

@ShearmanRobert @ElizaH64344 I'll check my stock, I'm sure I've got one in storage. If you aren't in a hurry I can take it to Whooverville if you're going.

@ElizaH64344 What's the final one to track down?

I officially now have one Target novel left to get 🥰

It’s a constant battle against the algorithm on here!! Please help out the bunnies with a share ❤️

@JohnBarrowman Have a very happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to Me!!!

@karenfthompson The paella or the beef curry and rice. This was my first exposure to "foreign" food. We didn't count the local Chinese takeaway because the owner was a friend and lived in the area.

Twits of a certain age, Who remembers these culinary delights that we all enjoyed on a Saturday night in the 60s and 70s? Which one was your favourite? My mother absolutely adored the chow mein.. With a glass of Blue Nun .. 😀

Arthur Novel passed away this morning. The two people always behind the scenes supporting Jim Henson, so he could do his art, were David Lazer and Arthur. , David has passed. And now Arthur. Their names will not mean anything to others, but for me, “Attention must be paid”.

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏dutchbarn.com

@Mike_Batt Happy Birthday, hope you're having a great day.

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! I’m in the studio today so can’t respond individually yet. NB: 77 seems like a nice age to be, so far! 🥳

@HazelAppleyard Custard/Cream

What are your pronouns? Wrong answers only.

@DreyfusJames Would furries count?

Specifically define the ‘+’ in ‘LGBTQIA+’. Leaving aside the incongruous addition of the TQ for a moment, can anyone explain who the ‘+’ refers to? Because unless you can, why the hell should LGB people be tethered to anything that has absolutely ZERO clear definition? Who are these ‘+’? Who ARE they? Name another group that would willingly accept a vague ‘+’ tagged onto an acronym, already hijacked by others that have nothing to do with the original movement? WHO ARE THEY? I’ll wait…

@ScarredForLife2 I now have that theme tune lodged in my head - Haha thisaway, haha thataway my oh my. Now it's your problem as well.😆

Co-created by and starring legendary magician Paul Daniels, children's show WIZBIT (1986) was a real fever dream.