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@_MLFootball I heard AB might show up

🚨REPORT: #Chiefs TE Travis Kelce recently reached out to Kamala Harris’s campaign about attending the DNC tonight, according to Gayle King of CBS. Kelce is currently on the sideline at Arrowhead. 🧐

@KyleYNFL This isn’t an update hahaahahahaha

Brandon Aiyuk update⤵️⤵️

@FantasyGazette_ How do I avoid seeing this nonsense in the future?

🚨BREAKING: WR Brandon Aiyuk has been traded for WR Jayden Reed and a 2025 2nd round pick in one of my fantasy football leagues this afternoon.

@katherine_deves @fairplaywomen This is from 2022

🚨Beating women is now a spectator sport We have never been more aware as a society of male violence against women Why are the #Olympics allowing this male to enter the boxing ring with a woman? #Paris2024 @fairplaywomen

@RobDance_ Nice to know when employees will be gone for extended periods of time for safety purposes, ie fire drills

Things I'm sick of hearing from my employees: - Can I leave early today - I'll be late in the morning - My child is sick, can I rush off - I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrow, is that okay - I'm going to be late back from lunch, I've got some things to sort I don't care.

@stoolpresidente How does someone pull their shoulders back if one shoulder is a bum

Why when I look in a mirror wearing a certain shirt does it look like I don't have titties and then when I take pics with people I have a C cup? Look there goes old Davey Boobs (And remember I have a bum shoulder and can't do push-ups or any exercise)

@EvanMcM @OwenBenjamin @sgtbilko241 Making absurd statements is all this guy has left. A Twitter shock jock

@OwenBenjamin @sgtbilko241 Do you have a real respond or are you just going to act like a Redditor to everyone who gives you a reasonable counterargument?

It’s weird that the nuclear blasts vaporized brick houses but not the old timey camera recording it. It’s because nukes are fake. Hiroshima and Nagasaki never had any fall out radiation. The whole narrative and all the evidence is absurd.

@NBCNews The fuck y’all thought was happening

United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby apologizes for flying private the same week the airline canceled thousands of flights. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u…

What Video Game Immediately takes you back to your childhood.

@SLIKK519 Wooooooo

@OwenBenjamin Go back to ranting about Joe Rogan, way more entertaining

The release of the P900 camera with infinite zoom is why there are so many flat earthers now btw. I’ve done it myself. There is no curve. Snipers don’t factor in the spin neither do pilots. Light houses wouldn’t work at 8 in/mi2. And nasa has lied about all of it. There is zero evidence we are on a ball. Zero evidence of spin. I don’t know what the earth is but someone has some explaining to do. And no everyone isn’t in on it. Without this tech it does look like boats are going over a curve. They aren’t. We aren’t just dumb crazy people. We actually know the heliocentric model more than 99% of the people calling us dumb. It is what it is. And social shame doesn’t work on me.

@j_d_mcdonald @SLIKK519 Agreed, kenzo is amazing

@SLIKK519 Try the black tonkotsu at Kenzo if you get a chance

Tonkotsu Ramen 🤤🤤🤤 might be an Ozen night!

@garyvee 3 Ninjas on Crackle

Best new movie on a streaming service ?

@SalVetriDFS Don’t parlay

What's ONE key sports betting tip you'd share with a 1st time bettor?

@unclepickle91 @NoisyHuevos @IDPSharks Not a fan of this. She should have won.

@NoisyHuevos @IDPSharks Had a doozy on my hands. I manage a league where my wife was in the ship. She was down .08 and had Allen and the other guy was done. Told the league to come up with a solution to make sure no one could accuse me of helping my wife win. Came up with 50/50 payout.

There's no perfect solution in fantasy football for what has happened this week. Each league needs to find one that works for them. But if your championship game isn't decided, I'd recommend negotiating a chop. Ain't gotta be 50/50 if the score was lopsided. Just be decent.

@stoolpresidente Need to Veto this trade asap

Still can’t believe we traded the Merchant of Death straight up for Britney Griner.

@coins_podcast @ryanqnorth @SBF_FTX @joeycomeau Where is your email?

@ryanqnorth @SBF_FTX And I talked to @joeycomeau briefly earlier

1) What

@sooyoulexx LOL

I used to beg my ex for the bare minimum. now, I’m with someone that will meet me at the gas station because he doesn’t want me to have to pump my own gas. the point is, if that man won’t do it, there’s another out there that will. never ever settle.

@stevenjfrisch @BNONews Ummm what boat? Nothing clear to me

@BNONews There is a boat clearly visible on the video, moving right to left, directly under the bridge at the flashpoint at the time of the explosion.

BREAKING: Surveillance video shows massive explosion on the Crimean Bridge

@barstoolsports Sucker punch

Draymond Green knocked the living shit out of Jordan Poole