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@Deehas_01 @Sindile_N @BoogieManS1 @layxsnv Do u know Michael Jackson before judging him off what u hear online

@Sindile_N @BoogieManS1 @layxsnv Me?? You don’t know me but judged me off my comment here lol Good for you

Everybody that said Michael bleached his skin y’all own him an apology!

@GuyMr10 Ferrari abi electric car

Lil Frosh bought a Ferrari ke, he still guide?

@kingharry_ng @GuyMr10 Omo God bless you na comment wey I dey fine be this , Electric car Dem say Ferrari

@GuyMr10 Bro, pls where is the Ferrari In this photo ?

@SANDCOVIC @Mozkoh1 Smile lalude 😂 even for real life no wyn ham

Who do you played the " native doctor " role in Nollywood better??

@naturesbreedd @Mozkoh1 Lol 😂 swear

@Mozkoh1 That Yoruba actor no be only herbalist oooo, na warlord/balogun… and he no too dey do rituals make person get money, na like make person life spoil be him job 😂😂

@ArcUracy @Mozkoh1 U see that B even for real life omo eh

@Mozkoh1 Baba agba even as I be igbo boy B FOR ME

@AguVallove @bigwiziii God bless u na question wey I dey fin , I don't know how smoking define someone characters

@bigwiziii So smoking make her a bad girl? Mugu get some sense

So Tems dey Smoke Cigarettes ? All this her Good girl P, na Camouflage 😂😂😂😂

@finumydun @Tope_Orus Gbam

@Tope_Orus Omo you get patience well o , my second time in their restaurant, there will be no sales for the whole day cus i will cause trouble and I will collect my money in cash

I went to a restaurant to eat. After I finished my meal, my bill came up to ₦18,200. I made the first payment, but before the transaction could conclude, their POS machine suddenly went off. They quickly brought another POS, and that one went through successfully. Or so I thought. Later that evening, I received two debit alerts. Both payments had actually gone through. So instead of paying ₦18,200, I had paid ₦36,400. The next day, I went back to complain. They told me the accountant wasn’t on seat but that they would check and get back to me. I said, “No wahala,” and left. One week passed. No call. No refund. I went back again. This time, they checked properly and confirmed that yes, both payments went through. But again, the accountant was “not on seat.” I told them that this accountant’s seat must be extremely hot because the person is never there. They asked me to drop my account details for a refund. I did and left. Fast forward to yesterday. Still no refund. I went back to the restaurant and asked why my money hadn’t been sent. They told me I had “just missed” the accountant and that the refund would be processed shortly. Alright. Since I was already there, I ordered food to eat and also got takeout. After I finished, they asked how I wanted to pay—POS or transfer? I looked at them and said, “Who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money?” The lady replied, “The accountant doesn’t need to be here for that. We can all use the POS.” “Okay,” I said calmly. “How much is my total?” “₦18,500.” I smiled. “You people are owing me ₦18,200. If you deduct it from this ₦18,500, that means I’m owing you ₦300.” She shook her head. “We can’t deduct it like that. You have to pay in full, and the accountant will refund you later.” I sighed. “So that means you people will arrest me, abi?” I dramatically placed both my hands on the table and said, “Please, handcuff me.” She tried to explain, “We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us.” I leaned forward. “Are you people owing me ₦18,200?” “Yes.” “And I’ve just eaten ₦18,500?” “Yes.” “So I’m owing ₦300. Simple maths. Case closed.” I carried my bag and stood up. Suddenly, one guy emerged from one corner like a movie character. “But even if we’re to deduct it,” he said, “you’ll still have to balance ₦300.” I turned slowly. “And you are…?” “I’m the accountant.” I screamed, “Ewooooo!” So the accountant has been on seat all along?