Matthew Elliott

HOLY FUCK - from another angle... cant believe they shipped these - did no one tell him they look extremely bad and oversized?!?!

Jim Hiller has been named the 41st Head Coach in franchise history!

ONE WORD: Use one word to describe the Leafs hiring Jim Hiller as their head coach. #sick #thesidseixeiroshow

@JamesPeach1776 @lignja8 @MrJerryOC The kid wasn’t slow. She says he’s one of the smartest in this class. youtube.com/shorts/kZaQrzu…

@lignja8 @MrJerryOC Then why were they both slow? It has to be his. Jenny out there banging a bunch of autistic dudes? Probably not

Anyone else worry that Forrest was going to catch what Jenny died from, when they made that baby?

@WillFF_ @ProducerDrew_ I’m one of the rare “realistic” Habs fans. I don’t see them beating the Avs, and they may lose to the Canes, but I think it’ll be a close series. Hence my disagreement with your “beat the brakes” off the Habs comment. But we’ll see who is right when the series is over.

@MontrealMatt @ProducerDrew_ Listen, I aint the type to do this back and forth shit on here, but being a season ticket holder doesnt mean anything. I understand its your team, and enjoy your win - but the canes and Avs... no one is beating them. You guys won by the skin of your teeth. That's all im saying.

Since 2000 teams that come off a Game 7 victory are 7-1 in a series against a team coming off a sweep #GoHabsGo #RaiseUp

@WillFF_ @ProducerDrew_ When stupid people mix up homophones (those are words that sound the same but have different spellings, don’t worry I’m not calling you gay) in common expressions, it’s always “it was just a typo” lol. I’ve also been a Habs season ticket holder for 15 years, lol. Enjoy your ice

@MontrealMatt @ProducerDrew_ Brother, I have more ice in my cup than you've seen in your life. Relax bud. Just a typo.

@WillFF_ @ProducerDrew_ Maybe you were trying to say “beat the brakes”? You should probably stick to collecting cardboard, that seems more your speed

@ProducerDrew_ Since the beginning of the playoffs, the Canes are going to beat the breaks off the habs.

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I update it every Sunday from 6 AM to 11 AM while my family attends church without me. I have visited the headquarters of nineteen of these banks in person. I have eaten a complimentary lobby cookie at each one. The cookies are how you can tell. A bank with a good cookie is a bank that respects its depositors. A bank with a stale cookie is a bank that will be acquired within 36 months at a 40% premium. I am never wrong about the cookies. The cookies have never lied to me. The cookies are the only thing left that tells the truth.

@mntn_guy @Saganismm @grok

@mntn_guy @Saganismm @grok How many gods have humans worshipped over the course of our history?

“The gods that we've made are exactly the gods you'd expect to be made by a species that's about half a chromosome away from being a chimpanzee.” — Christopher Hitchens

@CryptoHolixxx @JeanFrancoisCBA @bdodxy @HabsOnReddit In my opinion, doesn’t change the fact the Habs don’t want him in the lineup, after 2 injured seasons, Laine probably wants to use the summer to train and get fully healthy and doesn’t want to risk getting injured again this year and not be able to sign a new contract next year

@MontrealMatt @JeanFrancoisCBA @bdodxy @HabsOnReddit Everybody is a pro bro....until another pro comes around to show more knowledge 🤣🤣🤣

With Phil Danault absent from the Habs morning skate today: Patrik Laine practiced on the 4th line with Joe Veleno & Brendan Gallagher.

@JeanFrancoisCBA @bdodxy @CryptoHolixxx @HabsOnReddit You really are the biggest cap nerd on Twitter, lol. I suppose we all need a hobby.

@MontrealMatt @bdodxy @CryptoHolixxx @HabsOnReddit That’s incorrect. If he would be healthy, activate him would have no impact whatsoever on eligibility to sign a 1-year contract with performance bonuses. He already was injured for 100 days, it’s been months since he reached 100 days

@CryptoHolixxx @bdodxy @HabsOnReddit Not sure I follow? He’s UFA on July 1st, they might be able to trade his rights before then, but I don’t see teams having a huge demand to sign, so nobody is gonna trade for his rights. Don’t see the Habs getting anything for him or re-signing him.

@MontrealMatt @bdodxy @HabsOnReddit So in good faith, it's possible we can receive something in return vs nothing.

@bdodxy @CryptoHolixxx @HabsOnReddit I believe this is an open-secret, the Habs and Laine mutually agreed to keep him on IR for the rest of the year, as a favour to him, rather than healthy scratching him, to allow him the option to sign a bonus heavy contract next year with another team.

@CryptoHolixxx @HabsOnReddit hes still on IR technically as the Habs don’t have the cap space to activate him onto the active roster

@HabsLinks You’ve never heard of Robidas Island?

This whole Patrik Laine situation has to be one of the weirdest I’ve ever seen. He’s been practicing with the team for at least 6 weeks now. Is he a healthy scratch? Is he medically cleared? It’s like the team is just pretending he’s not there and he seems… fine with it?

@Pro__Trading @KimIversenShow @grok What would be the consequences to the planet if the US dropped one of their nuclear bombs? What about if they dropped 5 nuclear bombs?

@KimIversenShow No, but they are welcome to try. But, We have 1000 nuclear bombs 100 times stronger than the ones used in World War II and we can deliver them on hypersonic missiles to anywhere in the world. So I wouldn't recommend it.

Do you think at some point the rest of the world will look at us like Nazi Germany and decide we need to be stopped?

@forestmanjohn @TheDealMakerGuy I reserved last night but still haven’t received any confirmation email (also checked junk mail). Normal?

@TheDealMakerGuy 6-8 months

Great idea although I use chemex on a daily basis. Still reserved one to support the idea. I hope you'll be able to ship to Europe? What's the ETA?

@acaseofthegolf1 How can you not be romantic about KFT golf? Great story.

This morning I got a text message from KFT member Josh Creel. He was asking for Matt Atkins number. “He just saved my F’ing ass, and I want to thank him” it said. This is a story about how Atkins may have saved Creel’s season, maybe his career mondayq.com/posts/the-head…

@AaronFlener @WMPhoenixOpen She has impeccable taste in caddies

Have 3 tickets for Friday @WMPhoenixOpen. Who wants them? Best compliment about my girlfriend Brooke wins. (She will be the judge.)

@GrimReaper8714 @NHLRumourReport You can only bury $1.15M, so his cap hit would still be $8.7M - $1.15M = $7.55M, that’s too high, so not really an option. puckpedia.com/salary-cap/min…

@NHLRumourReport If they put him on waivers and he doesn’t get claimed how much do they have in cap space?

Nick Kypreos: Re Patrik Laine: Montreal is looking to move out his money and might be willing to spend an asset to do that; are prepared to retain a good chunk (even up to 50 per cent) of his deal - Sportsnet (2/2)