Samantha J

Come on @TfL … it’s not that hard … Just say WOMEN 🙄

In China, Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home. They traveled 10.5 miles/17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners.

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

Ricky Gervais on meeting Roy Keane: "It was like meeting a long lost brother. We immediately bonded over hating things. Lateness, leaf blowers, fireworks, and people in general."

@Keir_Starmer Says you! You don’t sack anyone! You’re an absolute joke…

I’m proud of our tolerant and diverse country. I’m proud that in Trafalgar Square we celebrate all faiths. That’s British values. The comments from Nick Timothy are shameful. Kemi Badenoch should do the right thing and sack him.

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you. In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you. They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you. That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

David Lammy, in 2020.👇🏻

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

I'm not here illegally @ShabanaMahmood, but would appreciate it if you could give me £40k to leave this country that you lot are turning into a shithole.

Starmer and Mahmood must answer Billie, and the millions of British people who feel the same 👇

🚨POLICE SCOTLAND ANNOUNCE MIGRANT ATTACKER IN EDINBURGH IS 23 YEARS OLD GIVE IT A F**KING REST MAN 🤣 How is he Twenty Three? SERIOUSLY

Going to Lakeside in my daughter’s car. I picked up her keys and said ‘I’ve got the key’. She replied ‘thanks’ and I now realise I have failed as a mother.

All hail the greatest songwriter this country has ever seen since Lennon n McCartney ps my name is liam x

@Keir_Starmer Rape gangs ok though yeah? 🤬🤬🤬

No social media platform should get a free pass when it comes to protecting our kids. That's why I'm taking action.

Imagine tweeting angrily about Jim Ratcliffe's mass immigration comments and not about the rapes of British women and girls by foreign men. You woke idiots disgust me.

Hi @Keir_Starmer I think you’ll find scores of people agree with him. Instead of constantly trotting out mantras about how “diversity is our strength” & demanding apologies from those who disagree - why don’t you go and talk to people and truly try to understand their view on what you and others have done to their communities….

It’s just beyond mind blowing that the Canadian police are calling the transgender mass shooter, who murdered a hunch of kids, female because that’s what HE wanted to be called. 🤯🤯🤯

@Keir_Starmer You should apologise to the families of British women and girls who have been raped and murdered in the name of your "diverse country" experiment

@Keir_Starmer Freezing already expensive rail fares, breakfast clubs are not free and my energy bills are through the roof! Tackling fuck all and don’t get me started on the boats…

Whatever is going on in the turmoil of politics, I know that for you and for millions of people, what matters is the cost of living. That's why we are taking urgent steps to tackle it head on. Freezing rail fares, rolling out free breakfast clubs and free school meals, boosting the National Living Wage and easing energy bills. Putting more money in people’s pockets. That’s my government’s focus.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you talk on speakerphone in public everyone around you hates you.