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@RevRayCistman Deuces

If America kicks Somalis out, they gonna have to kick me out too.

@C4Myt @_CeeDeeThree This aged pretty well bud

@_CeeDeeThree In what way does everyone think Pickens is getting traded???🤣🤣🤣

@allenanalysis Classic symptom of TDS Musk exposes massive fraud and corruption by the Biden Administration, and instead of being infuriated at the last regime, you get mad at the guy exposing it all? Make it make sense.

BREAKING: A judge just ordered DOGE to completely destroy all records they’ve already collected. So after all the bluster, the arrogance, the absolute refusal to follow the law, it turns out Musk’s little government efficiency stunt wasn’t so efficient after all. A federal judge just slapped them down and told them to burn the evidence—because apparently, what they were doing was so egregiously illegal that even the courts had to step in. But sure, tell me again how this administration is all about law and order. Because if this was happening under a different president, they’d be calling it treason.

@BleacherReport Not a huge NBA guy… but why is DeSean Jackson rushing the court with a towel on his head at the end?

NETS WERE DOWN 4 WITH 9.5 SECOND AND STOLE THE WIN WITH BACK-TO-BACK THREES 😱 twitter.com/BleacherReport…

@FanDuel_Support Pleeeeease

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@wgtgolf Next update can you fix these little things that legitimately defy the laws of physics? 😂 not complaining, love the game but this putt was left to right and down hill. Make it make sense🤔

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@SleeperHQ Also pretty sure that last Wilson TD was more than 0 yards

@SleeperHQ Where’s the Rodgers TD? Someone messed up over there. Don’t recall Danielle Hunter throwing a TD 😂

Where’s the yellow line?

@JoJoFromJerz And you’re an absolute moron.

Donald Trump sacrificed American lives after losing reelection. Joe Biden sacrificed his reelection to save American lives.

@mmpadellan I feel really bad for your children. They’re doomed with a “father” like you.

Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone who agrees that Donald trump should step aside as a candidate because of his 34 felony convictions, for sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll, and for doing nothing for 187 minutes while his followers tried to hang his VP. STEP DOWN NOW.

@Bda_co @DezBryant Anyone who thinks otherwise is far beyond CTE. You might wanna get checked out bud. 🤡

@DezBryant I see your CTE has kicked in

Bruh if y’all not watching Trump embarrass Biden in this debate… y’all missing out on pure comedy 😂

@ShannonSharpe I love the subtle Nutty Professor line here #iykyk

We legit have self-driving cars now, yet we still haven’t figured out how to make Cinnamon Toast Crunch not get soggy after 6.5 seconds. Science is weird. @GeneralMills …your move.

@wgtgolf What’s the deal?! There was no scheduled maintenance today? Why can’t I log in?

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@Ask_Spectrum when will the outage in Charlotte NC be resolved

@AdamSchefter Let em all go. Done with this BS

Cowboys key free agents this off-season: RB Tony Pollard, OT Tyron Smith, CB Stephon Gilmore, C Tyler Biadasz, DE Dorance Armstrong Jr., S Jayron Kearse, CB Jourdan Lewis, DT Johnathan Hankins, DT Neville Gallimore, DE Dante Fowler Jr., OT Chuma Edoga, CB Noah Igbinoghene, RB Rico Dowdle.

@RunHurts Hahahahaha 🤡🤡🤡🤡 how’s that run going?

The run is starting. Just remember everybody doubted Philly

@_MLFootball @Notorious_Det @DetLionBlood @DetSparty_ @DetroitPodcast @GibbsWrld @LLamorandier @DumasMike @evanfoxy @ArrowheadLive @lexiosborne I agree with this. They totally called the wrong guy for tripping, which would have ended the game with a cowboys kneel down. Thats the lie you’re talking about right? 🤡🤡

BREAKING: Brad Allen's reffing crew is expected to be DEMOTED and be ruled OUT for the #NFL playoffs. This comes after night's lies and the crew continually changing the outcomes of games. (Via ESPN)

I'm convinced the trumpets will sound, the moon will turn crimson and Christ will return before they ever call holding again with Micah Parsons involved.