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$TSLA Back To The Future #Cybertruck edition!

@NickGibbsIAG @Tesla @Apple @tastytrade Never used tastytrade before, but I would have a hard time switching to anything after using thinkorswim for 5ish years now

I like to use the best products: 1. I drive a @Tesla 2. I use a @Apple MacBook/iPhone 3. I trade with @tastytrade I don’t get paid by TastyTrade. They don’t ask me to say this. They don’t know who I am. If you’re trading options there is no better platform. If Tasty isn’t in your country Interactive Broker is right there too. Just one man’s opinion.

@stoolpresidente I'm pissed at my badgers right now

I hate to see my good friend Dan’s Wisconsin lose in the first round like that (I did not mention the fact I took High Point +800 live because I’m a good friend)

@StockMKTNewz It won't be to pay me for my March Madness bracket. It's already busted.

Kalshi has raised $1 Billion at a $22 billion valuation - WSJ

@SawyerMerritt Get drunk, drive a car, crash, blame Tesla. Sigh.

NEWS: Tesla is asking a Colorado federal court to throw out a suit alleging that a defect in its Autopilot technology led to a fatal car crash, saying the evidence now shows that Autopilot was not on, and that the driver was drunk well beyond the legal limit. law360.com/productliabili…

@TSLAshareholder @aelluswamy 😂

elon after he announced fsd 14.3 is just weeks away ... but realized he forgot to tell @aelluswamy and the rest of the tesla ai team. 🤣🤣

@TSLAshareholder Server first Ragnaros kill in Molten Core. 40 man raids, 4 nights a week. 4 hours each night. Took months before we finally took him out. Those were the days.

Did any of you grow up playing Warcraft 3/DOTA (the o.g., not valve)? Those days were cracked.

@StockSavvyShay Absolutely insane earnings and guidance, yet the stock goes down. Makes no sense.

$MU ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED THEIR EARNINGS • Revenue $23.9B vs Est. $19.5B • EPS $12.20 vs Est. $8.73 • Net Income $14.0B vs Est. $10.5B • Gross Margin 74% vs Est. 69% Q3 Guide • Revenue $33.5B vs Est. $23.3B • EPS $19.15 vs Est. $10.77 • Gross Margin 81% vs Est. 71%

@MaryTilesTexas I have found all words about 100 times since hanging this up. Tile is the only diagonal word.

@StockMKTNewz Agreed. I would prefer to sleep at night.

The stock market should NOT be open 24/7

@greg16676935420 Confirmed. I cannot see Greg's post and I cannot reply to it either.

🚨BREAKING: 𝕏 is currently down and no one is able to post

@brockpierson Got any speedups to finish this promotion faster?

Promote yourself under this post 👇

@jeremyjudkins_ Cheers

Nothing better than gripping a big black coffee.

@M44_1RJ $NVDA under $180 just seems insane. I sold 3 months DTE puts at $185. I'll gladly buy the shares or roll them out if need be.

🚨 $TSLA $NVDA Chart Update 😎🤑🤑 NFA

@farzyness 3 years ago this video took talent to create. Now grok can create it in seconds. x.com/i/status/16950…

AI saves you time from doing things you don't want to do. This gives you time in two ways: - Time back from not doing things you don't want to do - Time back from wasted energy trying not to do the thing you don't want to do Because AI is so insanely powerful and capable across thousands of domains, the chance that it's useful in helping you do something you've always wanted to do is very high. It's also super fun to work with. And because humans inherently love to create, and AI happens to be the ultimate helper in creation, it means humans are spending more time creating than they otherwise would have. So AI really does save you time - it saves you time doing shit you didn't like doing, and enables you do spend time doing things you actually wanted to do.

@GrindeOptions I just want stocks to go up so I can have more options buying power to sell more puts. Come on market...

Those of you who see this on your feed will be surprised to find out that you’re gonna be wealthier than you are right now just because you looked at this tweet.

@brockpierson Exactly. Before AI was a thing I got my most views ever, and @elonmusk liked it. x.com/i/status/16950…

Why bother making original content when you can just steal content from small accounts and viral videos from other platforms?

@greg16676935420 Greg how am I supposed to sleep when you have a coffee cup that says Twitter instead of X? x.com/i/status/20340…

good night to everyone except for the people its not night for

@brockpierson LinkedIn is for boomers

LinkedIn is for jobs Instagram is is for lifestyles TikTok is for dancing and viral slop What is 𝕏 for?

@MaryTilesTexas Come replace the tile in my bathroom. I'll pay you in whiskey and beer.

I show up, I spill shit, I go home. Honest work.

@brockpierson I miss my '84 Ford Tempo with a custom speaker system

The 90's was the best time ever. AGREE?