Topher
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@TopherGotWifi
Just got WiFi at the trailer! Trailer Park CEO. Prize pig Toby retired. Now Tophers emotional support pig. Future owner/CEO of the WNBA Turtle Creek Tunas!🐟
Democrats’ “Project 2029” proposes free public child care or $1,000 per month for parents who choose to stay home, according to Bloomberg.
Receipt of latest $VG purchase.
BREAKING: June CPI inflation falls to 3.5%, below expectations of 3.8% Core CPI inflation falls to 2.6%, below expectations of 2.8%. Month-over-month CPI inflation fell -0.4%, the biggest monthly drop since May 2020. US stock market futures are surging on the news.
These are the 10 worst states to live in for 2026, according to CNBC. 1. Tennessee 2. Texas 3. Indiana 4. Louisiana 5. Georgia 6. Utah 7. Missouri 8. Alabama 9. Oklahoma 10.Arkansas
BREAKING 🚨: President Trump has informed Canada that it will cost $61B if they want to be a part of the Golden Dome System, but if they become the 51st state, it will cost nothing. Trump wrote on Truth Social: “I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome System, that it will cost $61 Billion Dollars if they remain a separate, but unequal, Nation, but will cost ZERO DOLLARS if they become our cherished 51st State. They are considering the offer!”
Hey @adidasUS. Just bought some Tennessee tshirts and polos. Are you guys making any Vols track suits? TBH—that was what Topher was most excited for when we made the switch to Adidas. Finna roll up to Neyland lookin something like this….. make it happen.
Completed an 18,000 share stake in $IREN today. There is not a stock on the market with as much potential as $IREN. Bought in the $7s, $8s, $9s, $10s…. You get it. Averaging up sucks, but this company is still a 10x from here. Easy. You can chart your little hearts out, but that doesn’t matter when you are looking at non stop growth in a sector with a HUGE upside and you’re one of the best in breed. Now is the easy part…. Sit back, relax, and wait for the massive QoQ and YoY growth to roll in. Future blue chip stock STILL cheap even though we have had one hell of a run!
$EOSE emancipated family….. If you get your information from @SpearfishingCap aka Queerfish—you are being led to slaughter. In their private discord group chat today someone admitted “Topher may be right.” “He has been so far” says ScottO. “He was right for all the wrong reasons.” Etc. Then Queerfish goes on to say Topher was over leveraged going into quarterly earnings. Two people go on to like this comment. This is the problem with the entire Battard community. It’s based off false assumptions, just like this comment. This moron has no clue what Tophers position was at the time. Ummm T held 417,000 commons at the peak, a boat load of covered calls (including July 26 $25 🤣🤣🤣), and did the majority of his buying (280,000 shares + under $1). TDGAF but these lemmings obsession with proving Topher is an idiot is unparalleled. Topher told you the product doesn’t work, the orders weren’t legit, the backlog was not legit, sales people departing the company the second they were vested. Talked to industry leaders and customers. One fugging cube cycling in Michigan = the data point Joe cherry picked from. You (retail) battards ARE THE PRODUCT. Cerberus’ shares are free. This is a really cool and promising high school science experiment gone wrong. For those of you lemmings in this ticker who DM Topher saying “how tf do I get out?” And “what do I do now?” Please stop. You were made overwhelmingly aware of everything that was going to play out by yours truly. Including massive dilution in June of 2026 back in February. You listened? Life is good. You said “fuck you bear, you short retard….” Now you’re saying “oh snap.” Another revelation for free: y’all missed the mark in Q2 2026.
