Malaclypse

@lanabeesfw Yes please!

Would yall like a full thread of all my pets? :3

Amazon is worth $2 trillion. But it didn't deign to pay the millions of dollars it racked up in unpaid fines as its’ trucks illegally polluted our air and forced New Yorkers to breathe in their exhaust.  
We collected every dollar they owe the people of this city — and will continue to hold them accountable. In New York, corporations are held to the same standard as everyone else.  
No company — no matter how large or powerful — is above the law.

Payments processors should not have the power to regulate/censor fiction.

@heyyguido Gahhhh! 🤢

A woman on the plane farted in my face and she wasn’t even hot…. 😭😭

@Lilac_Lychee And the results are excellent! 😀😃

I was left unsupervised with a bottle of red hair dye woops

New video shows a message in chalk outside of Stephen Colbert's final show as CBS washes it away: "Thank you Stephen, and fuck you CBS and Donald Trump."

NEW: Jane Fonda, Mark Ruffalo, Ariana Debose, Harvey Guillen, Alan Cumming, Sally Field, Yvette Nicole Brown, Connie Britton, Brad Whitfield, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen ahead of Stephen Colbert's final show tonight: "We’re going to carry forward the torch Stephen held so high."

Boycott @CBS, everyone!!

can he just die already

Wow, Trump has publicly said that the last time he hung out with Jeffrey Esptein was 2002 (Google it). Then he said he reported him to the police in July of 2006. So why does this email from the Epstein files show Trump was hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein in December of 2016???

Studying abroad in Greece and having to take your roommate to the ER for a broken arm and the nurses going omg I’m so sorry you’re not Greek so we have to charge you and it’ll be a bit expensive I’m so sorry!!! And it was $20 and only two hours of our life

Here's how the corruption works: Thursday: RJ Reynolds donates $5M to Trump Saturday: Trump invites RJR execs to Mar a Lago; execs ask to loosen regs on flavored vapes; Trump calls up RFK Jr. and tells him to change it Friday: FDA changes the policy #donation-big-tobacco-vaping" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nytimes.com/live/2026/05/2…

REMINDER: eat the bosses’ pizza, then unionize anyway.

This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community. Today I called for EPA and Congressional investigations into the impact of data center construction on local drinking water supplies. We cannot take water for granted.

Flotilla participants are arriving at Istanbul airport. This is what Israel military and prison personnel did to them.

BOMBSHELL CONFIRMED: The Supreme Court corruption scandal that was lingering from a year ago? We can now call it CONFIRMED today. Chief Justice John Roberts' wife pocketed $10.3 million recruiting for law firms with cases before his court. He illegally labeled it "salary" instead of commission on disclosure forms. Justice Clarence Thomas took $500,000+ luxury yacht trips, $133,000 real estate deals, and decades of private jet vacations from billionaire Harlan Crow—all hidden from the public. Justice Neil Gorsuch sold a $1.8 million property to the CEO of Greenberg Traurig—a law firm with 22 cases before the Court—just nine days after his confirmation. He left the buyer's name BLANK on his disclosure forms. Republicans: "The Supreme Court is impartial!" The Supreme Court: a billionaire-funded cash register. Three justices. Three scandals. Tens of millions in hidden money and favors. This isn't a court. It's a corruption convention with robes. Tell me again why we should trust these people with our rights?

Studies confirm that ADHD brains struggle with object permanence beyond visual range. This is why ADHDers leave things out, keep tabs open, and resist putting things away. It is not laziness. It is a neurological survival strategy.

He’s trying to bury his tax returns just like he’s trying to bury the Epstein Files. This is the most obscenely corrupt and morally bankrupt administration in American history. And it’s not even close.

@thirstyangel_x Always!

Am I distracting you?

They didn’t burn witches. They murdered women. Independent women. Assertive women. Intelligent women. Women who refused to be quiet. Women who refused to roll over. Women who refused to submit.