Morris Walsh

@tickerguy Reminded me of this one.

@CDEccleshare If we've got to have another Chelsea cast off, can we not have Ranieri? At least he's a nice guy and the press conferences were fun.

Re Potter to Spurs suggestions, not that it should necessarily matter but not sure how good the optics would be of: now I know you hate it when we appoint managers who’ve done really well at Chelsea, but how about one who’s just done terribly there?!

@MPH1982 @SpursOfficial This is awesome. Crying with laughter, thank you!!

Club announcement – Fabio Paratici

@benfogle Spending a few days at Port Edgar, West Falkland only to find this in the guest book..... #weekendretreat

@tickerguy @SpeakerMcCarthy @mcarsonaos Dick out the Jims, Otherducker.

Eggs used to be a cheap protein. Now they’re practically a delicacy. We’ve got to pump the breaks on the overspending in Washington in order to get inflation under control.

@MichelleDewbs @RichardBentall Weasel words from a weasel of a person. Are you not entertained? Give them another clap, perhaps they can eat that.

@RichardBentall Where did I say I don’t think nurses should receive decent pay?

I’ve had the misfortune of sitting at a bedside day & night in an intensive care unit, praying that my child would survive. How any nurse could walk away from those units/wards, to go on strike, is simply beyond me. I find it utterly heartbreaking & I will be honest, wrong. 💔

@JeremyClarkson Jez becomes the second man on the planet to be completely fucked by Meghan Markle.

Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.

@OnthisdayRN Proud to currently reside on Rick Jolly Way, Sapper Hill, Stanley. He will never be forgotten on these Islands. RIP.

#OnThisDay 2018 Surgeon Captain Rick Jolly RN died aged 71. Rick was the only servicemen to be decorated by the British & Argentine Governments for his medical care of soldiers from both sides. He campaigned for recognition of PTSD and co-founded South Atlantic Medal Assoc.

@HateNewbuild @StrideTreglown Value Engineering larger profits for all. Bet the end client paid top dollar for dogshit once again. It's the modern way. Hurrah and double G&T's at the next lodge meeting.

@dannykellywords Journalists scared to ask the tough questions for fear of getting banned. You need to sub your regular guy for one week for someone prepared for a suicide mission and laugh openly at Contes tripe - be more entertaining than the football down the Lane.

New VFTL pod, in which, for me at least, the Conté rubber finally meets the Levy road. Where the performance chalk finally matches the results cheese. Crunch time. Crossroads. Moment of truth. Waterloo. Etc. Its a right old laugh! Come on you Spurs: ffs. pod.fo/e/15aa0c

@JWillgoose_Esq Penguins are good for your health. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

@DAVEHOOD1977 @dannykellywords Larry David has let himself go.

@dannykellywords Is that Danny Baker or Chevy Chase?

@tickerguy @EightXTheClown @pretendtoo Listen, even if you're not wrenching you still pick up little wounds. This guy can't even ever have cooked for himself. The most dangerous thing to be near his hands is his manicurists file when he has his nails done.

@tickerguy @bennyjohnson Doesn't look the same without the warpaint and smirk.

🚨 BREAKING: MUGSHOT RELEASED of Non-binary Biden nuclear official Sam Brinton after arrest for multiple luggage theft charges

@dannykellywords Oh the choices you could have.... The Cruel Sea The Perfect Storm The Poseidon Adventure Open Water The Abyss Adrift Day of the Dead Cruise Ship Edition (Alright, I just made that up....) You get my drift(wood) though?

In what I presume is a cosmic joke, the film on our last day at sea on the Queen Mary 2 is... Titanic! 😁

@Northy_NG4_73 "Two,three,four......"

@gav424 @grcarmonac He's had to block a lot of people lately. Those Mandarin lessons really eat into your social media time. Although how long it takes to learn "Yes Sir" and "Thank you Sir" is debatable.

Well, well, it would seen as if the great Guillermo Carmona @grcarmonac who in his fantasy world is the Secretary of #Falklands affairs is scared of comments by a Falkland Islander & has me blocked. I guess the truth is rather inconvenient for him. What a badge of honour :-) 🇫🇰

@olinorbury More like the Chinese 5th XI now they've sold themselves out for a few $$. Last world cup outing for that famous shirt, will be Chicom Red in the future.

Huge loss for the West Falklands this afternoon...

@SlopeOfHope I'm usually against the public execution of state officials but I could make an exception for this lying bitch. They genuinely could not care less.

ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!