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Mortiguin

@Mortiguin91

Penguin themed Muay Thai superhero. I thought I was being witty and hilarious.

Indiana, USA Katılım Haziran 2016
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Mortiguin@Mortiguin91·
Longing for an internet I'm no longer sure exists.
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ジュン🟨🗽
ジュン🟨🗽@rierikawaii·
地球が平らだと信じる人は誰の権利も侵害していないが、共産主義者は僕たちの財産を奪おうとしています。 芸人と泥棒、どっちの方がマシですか?
Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus

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SpaceDude3000
SpaceDude3000@SpaceDude3000·
what are these people on???
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Jake Milkshake
Jake Milkshake@bagmonsta·
Hometown little league is dying, city board cannot figure why. Maybe kids are playing other sports? Maybe they are more focused on school? Actually Linda, it might be the fact that you guys have imported 50,000 Indians in the past 10 years. They don’t play baseball.
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David Stillwell
David Stillwell@david_stillwell·
If you get really lucky in life.. do your degree, professional job, go without to save up, hope you avoid any serious illnesses... by the time you're 50 or 60 you can afford this dream 3-bed (one being a box room) 1-bath terraced house in Tooting.
Mike ... Self Appointed Common Sense Tsar@Lord_MikeS

@alexanderrX_ Here’s a clue Alex, you don’t start with that House, you end with that house. You start with a small flat or maisonette. Even in Tooting this will cost you a third of the priorities you posted. Then you work up to the house. That’s why they call it a property ladder.

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ryan
ryan@itsashotgunbaby·
concept console having a multi-disc drive is hysterical because we just went in the opposite direction and started removing them
Video Game History@VideoGameHstry

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Matt Forney
Matt Forney@mattforney·
Iranians are absolute degenerates. I used to live in Tbilisi and it was common to see Iranians drunk off their asses, women with their tits spilling out of their blouses, every weekend. Georgia is one of the few countries Iranians can visit without a visa so they all went there to party. The same goes for other Muslims. Dubai exists as a containment zone for Arab oil sheiks to do all the perverted shit they can't do back in Saudi Arabia or wherever. The "Dubai Porta Potty" joke came about because of what utter freaks your average oil sheik is. Never fall for this BS about how Muslims are "conservative" or "trad." They take their degeneracy and either create free-fire zones where it's legal or offload it onto the West.
Ofendidito 🇪🇸©™️@ofendidito__

A la izquierda, la nieta de un general iraní / A la derecha, la nieta de un iraní.

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Lulu LurkHeart 🪼🪸「Jellyfish Vtuber」
Unpopular opinion; but I actually really like damsel in distress characters and I kinda wish they'd stop being rewritten to be independent and not need any help from anyone 🥲
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Joe Reeve - 🇬🇧/acc
For the retired people in the comments claiming "I paid more than my fair share". Actually, most of you didn't. You're being subsidised by me, my peers, and the children we won't be able to have.
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Joe Reeve - 🇬🇧/acc@isnit0

PSA: Pensioner Spending is the single largest line item here - *£160bn*. More than half of all benefit spending. More than NHS England, or all NHS Providers. Want to pay less tax? Reduce the benefits we give to people who’ve had an entire life to prepare and save.

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kendall
kendall@filmbitten·
saying that people should actually actively engage with the movies they watch is not ableist but ok
Anthony@anthony_ravi0li

@filmbitten This seems ableist but idk

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Good old npzman
Good old npzman@yourfeedofme·
The only acceptable forms of age verification are a date of birth dropdown box or even better an "I am over 13" or "I am over 18" checkbox.
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Bennett's Phylactery
Bennett's Phylactery@extradeadjcb·
Everything is built around the assumption that the only way the state tyrannizes a person is actively & in uniform (& the deeper assumption that power & action are wicked, & weakness & "minding one's business" are innocent)
Henry Burke@burkehenryt

The cancer at the heart of American governance from the municipal to federal level is just an unwillingness to stop scams. Gambling companies pretending they're investment firms? Fine. Airport taxi scammers? Whatever. Scam callers bankrupting boomers? What are we going to do?

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