Lorraine 💚🤍💜

@GooseChees What's your thoughts on England? Don't worry, I won't be offended 😬

@GooseChees Right back at ya 😘

Good morning people, I hope all of you my little goslings will have a great day

@GooseChees Bless 🥰 Can you bring him to my work 😁

Its bring your kids to work today

@GooseChees I fed your kin earlier

Good morning people, would any of you have some kind of berries or else to give me ?

@GooseChees Because you're geese. Obvs!

Thank you so much for the 3,4K followers 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Question for you all, what made you follow me in the first place?

@GooseChees We call them the squadron

@GooseChees This your lot??

CANADAAAA !!!!!!!

@LiveAncestral Why sunglasses?

Things I've quit… Spinach Buying low-fat food Anything containing seed oils Eating egg whites and wasting the yolks Avoiding salt Wearing sunglasses Fearing red meat Snacking every two hours Eating cereal Trusting "heart-healthy" labels What have you quit?

@GooseChees Wozers

@Motek67 13

@dangermamil @JocastaMoney I've just had to look up malapropism. Thanks for enlightening me.

@JocastaMoney 'Prey in the mosque' is the greatest malapropism ever. Meant or not, chefs kiss 😉

Genuine question, maybe my Iranian followers can answer. In Iran where they encourage gay men and lesbians to transition rather than be put to death, where do they prey in the mosque? Are men who remove their willies allowed to pray with women?

@ThatFloWoman What if the dogs identify as cats - asking for a friend 😬

Someone on Facebook has posted that they’ve put water by their gate for any passing dogs. Someone else has told them that it’s cruel for dogs to drink from communal bowls. I don’t know how we got through the seventies. 🤦‍♀️

@JakeRammos Kid

Gun to your head, name a rock.

@cowincrisis Nay 🐴

would you still love me if i was a horse

@SamaHoole I was a veggie for 30 years, finally stopped after my 2nd iron transfusion. Now I can't get enough liver & kidneys, absolutely love them! Wish I'd known back then how good black pudding is.

Black pudding is one of the very few offal foods in Britain that survived the 20th-century collapse of traditional cooking. When the British kitchen turned against liver, kidney, heart, tongue, tripe, sweetbreads, faggots, and trotters, black pudding somehow got through. The generation that grew up in the 1970s rejecting their grandmothers' offal made an unspoken exception for the thick black disc on the breakfast plate. It survived by stowing away inside the Full English, carried through the century by the cultural weight of a breakfast format no government campaign has managed to dismantle. The recipe has not changed in six hundred years. Fresh pig's blood, pinhead oatmeal, beef suet, onion, salt, pepper. Stuffed into a natural casing, coiled into a ring, simmered until it sets. Stornoway defends its version under PGI. Bury uses pearl barley and eats it boiled with mustard. Every butcher from Morecambe to Fraserburgh has a recipe his father handed him. A ring from a decent butcher costs about £5. Per 100 grams it delivers substantial heme iron in the form the human gut actually absorbs, substantial B12, complete protein, and the specific lipid profile of real rendered suet. Approximately 20% of British women of childbearing age are anaemic. The NHS response is ferrous sulphate tablets at £4 a month, which cause nausea, constipation, and dark stools, and must be taken for six months to correct a deficiency that two slices of black pudding a week would correct in a fortnight. Faggots went. Brains went. Tripe went. Sweetbreads went. Black pudding stayed. It stayed because the British breakfast refused to let it go. Eat it. Support the butcher who makes it properly. That is what kept it here in the first place.

@Mubarak_mubious I stopped snacking . Little pickers get bigger knickers. Very true!

people who lost a lot of weight, what was the one small daily habit that actually changed everything for you ??

@TheChiefNerd @MissyIsMaga Yeah but it'll look like that when it comes out on Netflix!

@MissyIsMaga This is AI generated 🙄

@Bunny_ngl Detective Hole on Netflix

Can someone please recommend a tv series that's actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in a sitting???????

@Cadmarch I used to call it disco eyes til I found out what it was. What a relief, thought I had a tumour

Why didn’t you people tell me about ocular migraines, I thought I was having a stroke

@jk_rowling @KDansky Your family sound as awesome as you 😘

@KDansky It is possible that a good friend, hearing of my strong personal views on hoodies for middle-aged men, bought not only my husband but every member of the friend's and my own family identical hoodies, which they all wore to lunch. And they made me wear one.

I would like to remind the two members of my immediate family who voted against me in this poll that this was an unofficial, non-legally binding referendum, conducted under duress. In fact, I suspect vote tampering.