MotherShock

I don't know who the guy is but I like him.

This is a Great Night to remember that Eugene Goodman is a Hero.

@Acyn @Converse need to MAKE a green converse with a broken heart 💔 and donate every cent to projects that campaign for #gunreform in Maite’s honour.

Remember how *checks notes* last year we sent every parent money for their kids every month and halved child poverty and then it went away and literally nobody talks about it, it's like it never actually happened.

Lissen. I was born in nineteen 82. EIGHTY. TWO. If you call me on a *Wednesday* at EIGHT OH ONE PEE EMMM to “make plans”, you are making plans with me for THURSDAY.

FUCK. YOU.

I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.

@pcdavis33 @POTUS

Goober the Clown (who had an abortion when she was 23)

Love that all these dudes are like "I won't sleep with this year's Sports Illustrated cover model" as though that was ever an option

MY PUSSY MY PROBLEMS

@DevonESawa Sounds great, honestly. Have you had a frozen dinner recently? They’ve gotten pretty good.

Using “over-educated” as an insult is very Matt Gaetz.

@jessglyons @LilahSturges Awww!!!

@LilahSturges My daughter would stand up in her crib and wave and say “hi see saw!” on a regular basis. One day she saw an old photo of my recently passed grandfather as a young man. She got really excited and yelled “SEE SAW!!” His name was Cecil.

@LilahSturges My oldest talks about his “old, old dad” who he calls Tejo. He has told detailed stories about his life with him and how he died in a river.

I have some problems with the Lord of the Rings posters

@AmarAmarasingam I just audibly sucked air into my throat. What. The. Fuck. That poor baby.

I had to read this paragraph literally three times. This poor kid. fortune.com/2022/02/15/can…

@Action__Johnson The pizza joint I worked at as a teenager.

Anyone here have or ever had a job where you literally, manually punch in?

There is this dynamic I describe as "the white people chairs problem." If that phrase already has your back up, maybe take a deep breath and come back later and consider reading some replies before you add to them. The rest of you, buckle up. We're doing this thread.