Mott Mac FC

Still looking for opposition for the 19th August if any teams @CambsLeague 1-4 are available. We have the pitch available at Girton. @CambsFA @squeezefootball

The friendly against Debden is on at Girto 12th August 2pm kick off. Looking for a referee if anyone fancies it? Low stress fixture, always a drink afterwards. @squeezefootball @CambsFAReferees

@JohnLeeson98 @OLLIEPEREZL You meet two of the four criteria. Work on the others & you are in.

@MottMacFC @OLLIEPEREZL The Return?👀

We have an ageing squad & are looking for some sprightly (young or old) players to join us. Requirements Higher than average IQ Ability to assess & cope with the limitations of your teammates. Have a drink after each home & away game. Will to win even if the ability is not there.

We have the go ahead from our leader (Don) for a 49th season & attempt at winning a cup before he dies. We can host preseason friendlies at Girton Rec. Availability 5th, 12th, 19th August. Get in touch if you fancy playing probably the oldest side in @cambsleague football

@Teamgrassroots_ Why are you all wasting your time playing 'competitive' games at U9. Time spent travelling to ground, getting ready, 5mins on the pitch, 2 touches, travelling home. Go down the local park with friends of different ages, same 60-120minutes, hundreds of touches, smiles & laughs

"4 Minutes of game time" Email received asking for your thoughts and opinions.

Looks like Doddington Three Lions may need to sign 1 or 2 players to finish the season off. We still have lots of games left. Ideally midfielders but any position considered. Get in touch if you are looking for a change @Doddington3LFC @squeezefootball @FenlandLive @CambsFA

We must have a big game tomorrow. Proper ref who emails the day before a game to check a few things & two assistants allocated. Girton Rec 1.45pm kick off if anyone wants to come & watch. Everyone back to @kingbillhiston afterwards. Never too old to be nervous!! @squeezefootball

Cup semi-final action for us tomorrow as we travel to @MottMacFC . Get over and support the boys if you can! 🏆 Creake Charity Shield ⏰ 13:45 KO 📍 CB3 0FH (Girton Recreation Ground)

Please reply to this tweet with a boring photo you've sent someone to clarify something. Here's me checking if this ham is ok.

Tipsy thoughts - would love to just live on a train that travels 24:7 with no responsibility just drinking and train.

@PlanItCoach Yes, not sure it should even be a ? At all ages & at all levels.

Do players need to train unopposed?

I don’t miss the pre-season IQ test though…

Mott are back with a bang! (Bunch of old blokes get a couple of semis) Thank You @stephenpage22 & Cambridge News for back page piece this week. Treat yourself to a copy of your local paper or in fact any paper this week. Expand/Improve your mind away from @elonmusk algorithms.

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@cottenham_fc @OverSports_FC @Litlington_FC @squeezefootball Thank You - the experience did not help too much when we kicked off and conceded after around 7 seconds against you earlier this season.

@MottMacFC @OverSports_FC @Litlington_FC @squeezefootball Well done lads and good luck in both semi finals. Old heads and experience helps a lot at times

Having reached two semi-finals in the previous 47 years of Motts football. We have somehow now ended up in two semi-finals this season. We seemed quite likely to fold when we got hammered 10-0 by @WestWrattingFC Res in October, it should have been more but the ref was kind to us.

We have a trip to @WhittleseyAthFC Res in the other cup.

@UnofficialFenny @WestWrattingFC @CambsFA @CambsLeague Well done to yourselves,your league form looks tasty. Not sure @CambsLeague have made the draw yet?

@MottMacFC @WestWrattingFC @CambsFA @CambsLeague Well done fellas, I think we may have a date in the semis

Big Thank You @OverSports_FC Res for taking off your best players after hammering us in the first half & @Litlington_FC for warming up with cones & moaning at the ref Keep playing as long as you can, the good & occasional great times & smiles cannot be bought. @squeezefootball

We sorted ourselves out, got a tighter squad of lovely old people togther, the teams average age is now 37.5 (inc 1 Grandad) Will we win either semis? Very doubtful, as the other 3 teams are top of their respective leagues. However we have a Balboa's chance & we love each other.