capri sun tzu

everything that glitter ain't fish scale.

@bryan_johnson Is that what you “seen” when you licked the toad

The best therapist I’ve seen is exercise.

If Arsenal win the league I’m getting my whole arm tatted into a cannon like Mega Man.

@MostCrucified they’re city fans

the only thing i can assume based on every customers mood so far today is that people really hate their mothers

@ATRightMovies Christian Bale

@kennybeats You went off on Chutney

ACTION BRONSON - PLANET FROG MY BLUE HEAVEN IGUANA CHUTNEY PRODUCED BY KENNETH BLUME RECORDED AND ENGINEERED AT PUTNAM HILL

@ProFootballTalk A bag of crystals and some Ket

The only thing standing in the way of a deal between Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers is money. What's a fair number for him in 2026? nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@StevenCheung47 Your upper lip is sweating

They see me rolling! President Trump rides in the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial!

Objectively funny how dumb humans are

Arsenal

@uncledoomer Club level scran is elite though

soccer food is so bad in the UK that american stadiums are food coloring maxxing the sandwiches just to flex on the british

The Toronto Rim should open up beside The Brass Rail on Yonge St

@stugotz790 If the Cavs win did the series even happen?

Raptors. Cavaliers. The rare series that goes to a Game 7. That hasn’t started yet.

Ceaser during the conquest of Gaul:

Last night in Vancouver at the esteemed Shamrocks pub there was a rendition of “ooh to be a gooner” and I am formally announcing the title run is back on.

Did Hugo Boss do the Carolina Hurricanes jerseys?

@JoshEberley Leo Denzel DDL & Bale

If your Letterboxd top-4 had to be actors rather than films, who would you have in your top-4?

When you win at Augusta they bring you a members green jacket who will roughly fit out of the clubhouse, you get fitted later. If you win a second time they bring you your own jacket.

@DavidPSamson Swore this was @stugotz790 for a second. Did you take a gummy David?

Lucia Pizza in NY. Don’t mind if I do. Thanks for the hat!! That was personal. And some business, too.

@TomFornelli 75 at the turn unless you’re a scratch golfer

Watching the Masters, and looking at how frustrated the players are by the course. How difficult it is to land where you need to be on the greens. To control the tempo of your putts. I gotta think that, at best, I'm shooting 75 out there. And that's AT BEST.