NathanM

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

Pep Guardiola has left the Premier League.

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The deeper you dig in law, the more validation you find for your wealth of knowledge and the more you realise how much you do not know. I still maintain that it may never be wise for any lawyer to assert anything in the line of: "I know the law" or to look down on adverse counsel. It is a life of knowing the general rule and stumbling on endless exceptions. And if you practice wide and long enough, you will learn one of those exceptions in a hard and probably costly way. As you are bound to teach others a lesson, so are you destined to have yours learned, too. It is only a life of study and humble approach to practice that can limit the events of rude shocks that a lawyer will get.

worst case scenario I’ll make it. best case scenario I’ll make it big.

@_Nsznn @officiialex Ashley Cole by Arsenal TV ....psyche

Judas Iscariot really ruined that name. I’ve never seen anyone called Judas in my life.

the male urge to ruin all your relationships and go missing

Shida ya lugha ni hata ukielewa dialect na huelewi culture. Hakuna non-Kenyan anajua uzito ya kuanza ngoma na “Mbona ni nyinyi nawawasha Nikikula nyama choma tufirifiri na Tusker…”

skill issue

There’s a scene in Breaking Bad where Walter White’s wife realizes he’s made $7.5 million and says: “There’s no way we can wash this money through a car wash. No car wash in the world makes that kind of money in a year.” That line hit me. Because it exposes a truth most people ignore: How much you earn is capped by the kind of business you run. You can work harder, stay longer, even get smarter - but you’ll never make more than what your business model is designed to carry.

Sewersydaa has no peers in this rapping thing

Asake makes music for guys who owe their entire friendgroup money

Men in their twenties.

met the loml but I owed karma

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun

My partner Emeritus and I once decided to create a WhatsApp group where we'd vibe/flirt despite being vexed/angry at each other in our dms. A sort of compartmentalization. The group only survived the pilot argument. Great plan poor execution ...just like the CoK😂

Me when I see that, "We mbwa uko wapi" text.

Assist came from baba God himself cos he knew how much we’ve suffered.