MrAlavi

Ive literally never heard blue collar workers arguing capitalism vs communism. Its like exclusively upper middle class people in their teens to early 20s

O husbant, you tell world story about my fish head & rittle titties & now we are homeress

JPM security opening the women’s bathroom

“Mom, how did we get so poor?” “Your dad called me a fishhead Asian wife with no cannons. I divorced him, but his boss at JP Morgan took all our money in a defamation lawsuit.”

Jaden McDaniels vs Nuggets

“And… and… *sniff* .. she took out her massive cannons .. and told me to suck her toes instead of my fish face wife’s”

Jamal Murray watching the entire world slander Nikola Jokic instead of him

Me reading that the JPMorgan story was fake after I already agreed to a 50% pay cut for the role

“So you claimed a female exec sexually harassed you?” “Yes, Dave.” “And to make it believable you said she said your balls did NOT smell like curry?” “That’s right.” “And then said your fish headed wife didn’t have big ol cannons?” “Yeah” “And you’re Indian?” “Yes, sir”

JP Morgan may singlehandedly end the H1B visa program.

MY WIFE: He’s probably thinking about other women’s cannons ME: I hope Twitter is as funny tomorrow as it was today

“And then she yelled, this is cannon country.” - the new Jussie Smollett.

All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit"

“Yeah man she wanted me so bad”

The fact that this dude wrote extremely graphic erotica about a successful female coworker and called his wife flat and a racist slur while doing it kind of puts him in the incel hall of fame

If you think nostalgia doesn’t exist in the NBA just remember that we glorify Michael Jordan having the flu in the playoffs, but we’ll forget very quickly that Joel Embiid is out there gutting it out with an open wound after just being in the hospital, and Cade is struggling to breathe at his full capacity after a recently collapsed lung. This generation is “soft” though, I guess…

@Layserguy @OrwellsNotebook Both are effectively 0

@OrwellsNotebook whats more likely, NO ONE who pushes blue is worth saving, or the possibility of saving them?

Blue button people make two wrong assumptions. 1. Someone else will save them 2. They are worth saving.

If you fell for a story about an attractive white woman having the hots for an Indian, you are insanely retarded.

LeBron had everyone thinking 8 straight finals appearances was easy meanwhile a current 3x MVP just got bounced in the first round again