#REF!

showing up to work at 9am after blacking out at 3am

me if liking every Japanese tweet I see on my feed was a crime

@rawsalerts US Govt removing the cannabis restriction

🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.

@hebbia how will Hebbia continue the golden age of private credit?

Hebbia is going to the 2026 Nordic M&A Forum. We look forward to engaging with the deal makers shaping the future of M&A in Europe. Find our team there.

@im_REFarted Please tell me it’s true

Palmer Luckey issuing me Anduril stock because I asked whimsically on the internet (I’m accredited)

@justintrimble big things might be happening

@im_REFarted He let Bukkake on the cap table?! Incredible

“he’s not on Andurils cap table”

@the_P_God me at Vail drinking Dos Equis

I’m skiing mountains you’ve heard of drinking beer you can afford

do guys climax on a LIFO or FIFO basis?

@acquisizioni @DealNav yes

Should I map out all the cool speak easy - esque locations in nyc using @DealNav ???

Something fun about NYC real estate, Grand Central Terminal in particular, are the millions of “back doors”, tunnels, discrete entrances to everything. For example, the main entrance to The Campbell is from outside, but you can also use a random elevator on the floor below or via the concourse but only through another unrelated restaurant. Another example is this random door I’ve walked by literally thousands of times and never noticed. The “saloon” entrance to the Oyster Bar.

@the_P_God @seemorenumbers @HighyieldHarry @WorkRetireDie @RobertMSterling @rvc330 @TurnerNovak alright fine, I’ll step in

@seemorenumbers @HighyieldHarry @WorkRetireDie @RobertMSterling @rvc330 @TurnerNovak Idk what happened!

FinMeme March Madness is kicking off. Vote below for which of your favorite finance meme pages deserve to advance to the sweet 16

@HighyieldHarry @Polymarket @tryshortcutai @hebbia no invite is crazy

It’s FinMeme March Madness Time. Starting tomorrow, 32 of your favorite finance meme accounts will be facing off to win the crown as the people’s favorite memer. Voting will take place on my page. Presented by @Polymarket @tryshortcutai and @hebbia

@anachronofspace @GaryWGabbard this is literally @GaryWGabbard

@im_REFarted this is how i imagine @GaryWGabbard looks

Assets equaled my Liabilities + Shareholder’s Equity

@the_P_God Google, what is CAC?

Using investopedia for the 5th time this week

the interviewer seeing I’m proficient in Excel, just to see a VLOOKUP

@HighyieldHarry I should apply for the Associate role of the Economic Warfare Unit

You've seen the story that the Headhunters have been retained in recruiting Investment Bankers for an Economic Defense Unit. Here's the Deck going out to potential candidates:

@the_P_God the concept of Mikael as a verb here is accomplishing

How did I manage to get rejected from an AI tool 😭 I feel like Mikael! Nothing on my calendar. Basically unemployed. Might be time to day drink.

@BacardiCapital you haven’t gone to bed yet, I just can’t prove it

Waking up early is so goated few understand