Bobby Barrett

@SirBylHolte @lavern_spicer Luke I am your father

The 15 Greatest Movie Catchphrases: 1. Get away from her you bitch! 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. It puts the lotion on its skin. 4. You talkin’ to me? 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. 11. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 13. Hasta la vista, baby. 14. I see dead people. 15. KHAAAAAN! What did I leave out?

@SirBylHolte @lavern_spicer Go ahead make my day

@venom1s She wanted to start a porno

> A boy came out of the lift. > A girl was standing right in front. > He accidentally bumped into her. > He apologized, but she kept slapping him. > He then beat her up. Why do women think they can get away with beating men?

@DamionMitch Seems politicians copy cat USA Trying to be sqaud

🔘 Burchell begins advocacy for Jamaican language in House Opposition spokesperson on Culture #NekeishaBurchell wants Parliament's Standing Orders to be changed to allow legislators to make presentations in the Jamaican language patois (patwa). Her attempt to use the language on Tuesday in her first contribution to the Sectoral Debate was halted when House Speaker @JulietHolness cited the rules governing the sitting. ▫️Burchell told @djmillerJA on @RadioJamaicaFM's #BeyondTheHeadlines that, already, she has consulted with Opposition Leader Mark Golding and Leader of Opposition Business in the House Phillip Paulwell about the need to amend the Standing Orders which require parliamentary presentations to be made in standard English. ▫️The legislator says at the next sitting of parliament's Standing Order Review Committee, the Opposition will raise the matter of the restriction on the use of patois in parliamentary presentations. ▫️If the review committee, chaired by the House Speaker, does not not accept the recommendation to lift the patois ban, Burchell says she will bring the matter to Parliament through a Private Member's Motion often used by Opposition lawmakers to raise issues.

@Raindropsmedia1 She related to that nfl chef ?

Jadakiss helped save more than four newly hatched birds after spotting a nest under his desk. He called a wildlife expert to help rescue and remove it to a more secure location. 👀🐦🪺

Day trip to Philadelphia was fun

@NikkiD1487 @SbShariek I make hand soap in a pump last long

@SbShariek This brand is very good, their products smell and feel amazing. A little goes a long way. There's so much information on the label.❤️

Who make this cuz all part a me a whistle like peanut cart 🤣🤣

@bumbuhklaattt @SbShariek Bro 🙈🙈🙈😂😂

@SbShariek Me seh !!! Men unu don’t use it !!! Make you balls feel like you just get head front wah icy mint !!!

@NglMaya Deion

I am pregnant and I am looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again😭

@MadeByWignal Sound trini

Americans: “He got deported” Jamaicans: “Deportee boi”

@Solanassonn @marvissins 😂

@marvissins idk but this sound very blasphemous 😭

I actually don’t like Betapac curry powder and I think people like it because it’s what they’re used to

@mirexmoses Serious question are these ladies black or Latinos I can tell any more since kardasians enter the market

You walk into a restaurant and see this, what are you doing?

@AmericanMama They should had known that’s gonna happen based on her outfit

The fatigue is everywhere. A “grown” woman loses her mind because she was told to turn down her phone because it was disturbing everyone before the tour even started. Of course, she showed out like an emotionally unstable little b*tch.

@softboywin Just did that thanking a company staff for a great time at their company event

Does anyone else draft important emails without the recipients address? Read through it many times over to catch any errors. And then add the email address

@Chippies121 @tiddle22 Not really when I leaving it’s pack with Jamaicans .. Burger King line long at Norman Manley

@tiddle22 Sign of the times. Dem a cater to the mericans.

Mobay airport having 3 starbucks instead of a cafe blue, a wendys instead of an island grill and a dairy queen instead of a devon house ice cream shop is a sin.

@Chezlie_s You all bored or just rich .. too much rass free time

Hear me out, teaching patois in school won’t interfere with teaching English in school. Both is needed… yall learn Spanish in school too no?

@glampershell @Dougtwit23 @brianeskow 😂

@Dougtwit23 @brianeskow Karen Bass

If you live in Los Angeles and are NOT voting for Spencer Pratt, I'd like to know why.

@Mello_Mel27 @Chrissy__Dee Is it jn… been waiting a year to fix my online account verification issue

@Chrissy__Dee This sounds like the bank in HWT near the clocktower and no, I'm not talking about NCB

My colleague went to the bank yesterday to pay a fee to do a credit report. 1. The bank doesn't take card. 2. The ATM at the bank was out of service. 3. They don't allow the transfer of the fee online. LOL. Jamaica please stop.

3 deaths from the hantavirus 95,000 deaths from diabetes 683,000 deaths from heart disease Guess which one is dominating the news cycle?

@BellaBaddie__ What friend ???

A friend lends you $200 to gamble and you win $200M, how much are you giving your friend?