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@kenzietuff My wife wouldn’t be celebrating my death with fireworks, merch sales, a grand tour of appearances, and ignoring our children calling it grieving so it gives me a chuckle.

My poor brother thinking he was just sending me a funny video.

@jonathanfujii_ @bigmanpezza It follows was good, under the silver lake was trash

Insane director to give an IMAX dinosaur movie to (complimentary)

@ShamashAran No they don’t lol

That's just it: Your average democrat ABSOLUTELY believes that earning a degree is more impressive than running a business.

@WatcherGuru He considers himself an operator vc

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 David Sacks' term as President Trump's crypto and AI czar ends.

@ThoughtCrimes80 @alyz_luke For the next date he should invite her over to do his laundry and make him a home cooked meal, so cute 🥰

@alyz_luke It was a first date. 😭

Dating in Denver is something. She needed a TV mounted in her apartment, so she asked her Hinge date to come over and help because he claimed to be “handy.” He asks to grab her boobs in exchange for the service and she declines. He turns around and walks out. 😂😭

@ClayTravis He just said “conservative women”, you’re the one who decided it was Erika Kirk.

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

@WhittleDick_ On the pin on the summit? What does that even mean?

NO FUCKING DRIVEWAY

@ClayTravis If she was acting like Erika Kirk then it would still be funny to most people.

@Indian_Bronson I wish I was hot on a beach and didn’t know about the BS going on right now

These are great Americans and they are living life much more intelligently and vitally than the people sneering at them

@wtffolly_ Wow you didn’t check your phone for two days straight?

I gave this guy my number, he texted me, I responded after two days, then he told me I should not worry that he is no longer interested in me 😭😭

@CartoonsHateHer You’re thinking of Captain America

I saw someone be like "would it still be cute and harmless if a MAN pranced around in a cape with his girlfriend's credit card in a plastic Superman shield" and I cannot stop cackling out loud at the image

@sadgirlyboss It’s the phones and baggy clothes. Gives off strong “leave me alone” vibes

we need to bring back men falling in love at first sight and then doing something about it

@ReviewsPossum It’s urban

A wizard's costume should not have a zipper.

@mattyglesias @Noahpinion What kind of citizens?

Uhhhh how many citizens was Greg Bovino planning to deport?

@LongTimeHistory Why is MAGA like this

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly done—then calls ICE on 6 of her own workers. Woman even provides the ladder used by agent to detain men—who she owes $10,000 for 3 day job. "She called the damn law on us and now we're totally screwed!" men yell in Spanish. "They surrounded us!—They surrounded us!" Agents even left behind the workers' van with doors wide open—filled with thousands of dollars worth of tools. The arrest was broadcast live for about 30 minutes by a co-worker—identified as Bryan Polanco. "Seeing it is not the same as experiencing it," he explains. "I’ve seen many videos, and sadly today I had to experience it." At the end of the video he gets the woman who called ICE on camera: "It is the same woman. Tidying up the house, and still with hatred in her heart." The incident occurred in Cambridge, Maryland.

@TVietor08 Is there anything that would make MAGA Republicans significantly drop support for him?

Interesting data via the latest Fox News poll about declining Republican support for Trump. He's still wildly popular with the MAGA base, but there's erosion from the broader GOP.

@MacrodosingPod @BarstoolChief @ConnerHKnapp Genuinely asking, how would Kamala being president be more “unfathomable” than the current presidency?

.@BarstoolChief and @ConnerHKnapp voice their disappointment on Trump's presidency and the lack of candidates to vote for in the future

@Motee_1 Bear. And before the usual suspects come in saying “not all women”, yes but it’s always A woman.

would you rather be stuck in a forest with a woman or a bear?

@DJAceNBA Watching NBA these days it’s like the players have an agreement that no one will put effort on so that they can all coast.

It’s jarring how many people I know who couldn’t care less about the NBA right now. Was at a brewery last weekend watching the NCAA and it was like pulling teeth trying to get anyone to talk about the league. The NBA has a serious cultural problem with the American sports fan.

@_raesparkles Courtesy demands she slob on my knob in the mall bathroom. Show me why you deserve to have it all.

In my opinion, if you meet her in a mall while shopping and you want her number or attention, courtesy demands you pay her bills