Jeremiah Fuzznuts 🇦🇺🇺🇦

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@Its_ereko Eliminate Israel. Impeach fat fuck Trump. End this shit.

Somewhere in the palace, the ceiling is missing insulation😂

Our military has "war gamed" a war with Iran, repeatedly. We've lost every time. Which is why no President has ever been foolish enough to even try.

Andrew Tate blocked me because of this photo. True story.

But it doesn’t stop at the campaign director. Meet Adrian Deeth One Nation’s federal candidate for Hasluck (WA). Court documents show he has 15 convictions for breaching a family violence restraining order against his ex-partner. Fifteen. He pleaded guilty in 2021, was fined, and still got preselected. He describes himself as “passionate about men’s rights”. One Nation apparently thinks that’s a qualification.

@DarinBashaw @SamaHoole Spoken like a complete idiot. They expel CO2 and CH4. Completely different things than carbon. They're molecules not atoms. Capable of converting the momentum energy of a photon into infra-red heat energy. Something a carbon atom can't do. Stop embarrassing yourself Jerry

@SamaHoole Next she'll pivot to the methane/climate change model. Cows are apart of the carbon cycle as our all plant eating animals, all meat eating animals in fact too. They eat carbon, belch and fart carbon...but it's the same carbon!

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

@SamaHoole Meanwhile in reality

The US military is terrified of this. Iran's fleet of Ghadir-class stealth mini submarines sit completely silent on the shallow floor of the Persian Gulf. They are almost impossible to detect by sonar and can launch devastating surprise torpedo ambushes on US aircraft carriers.

@asil327 @realpeteyb123 @MrSausageGet angry we are. You are responsible for everything. Despite the constant warnings and evidence you continued to support a criminal. Not once but 3 times. The world is burning because of you. You have penance to do. But I doubt we'll ever forgive you for this. Jerry

@asil327 @realpeteyb123 @MrSausageGet Aussie here. I had to delete my first reply, such was the vitriol. I'll try and keep it civil. Kudos for finally waking up. But know this. You have betrayed your friends and allies. Friends and allies who bled and died for the American ideal. You have no idea how

Think the time has come for me to walk away from MAGA and the Republican Party. I’ll share more soon. I’m done.

Just a horrible country full of horrible people

"We had a plan across the administration. We unsanctioned Russian oil. In the coming days, we may unsanction the Iranian oil [...] in essence, we may be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians." You need to eat a lot of glue to come up with this masterplan.

@stokdog I reject the premise of your statement. I don't think you have thought this through.🤡

@strangerous10 Ask her how much 2 pieces of flake, half a dozen tassie scallops and a serve of chips is? Jerry

🔥 Pauline Hanson under fire after clashing with journos and dodging questions on “policy costings.” Apparently these are “stupid” questions…so punts to her SA colleagues and tries to escape. Counting and numbers… clearly not her thing. #auspol

I had no idea who @ogafroman was until today. Rock on my man. Jerry

@I_amMukhtar Couldn't understand a fucking word, should be Afroman's defence. Jerry

Officer Lisa broke down in court when they played the diss track about her. The camera cut to Afroman, and he's just vibing to his song. America is not a real place.

Europe is so corrupt, stupid, and incompetent that they've appointed a Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs employee/hooker as an OSCE official to certify the legitimacy of the Hungarian election that Orban is about to steal.

@AaronRDay It's only a matter of time before they use their private army to take the Suez canal as well. It's 180km from Gaza. Complete control of goods flowing east to west. They will have Europe by the balls. The grift gifuckingnormous. Jerry x.com/i/status/20185…

THE BOARD OF PEACE HAS A CEO FOR LIFE, A PRIVATE ARMY, AND NO AUDITOR They signed it at Davos. Called it a peace board. It's a corporation with 20,000 soldiers. Here are the 8 people running it. 1/ Trump -- Chairman for life. Can veto any decision, remove any member state, dissolve the entire board. Retains this power AFTER leaving office. Not as president. As a private citizen. 2/ Kushner -- Affinity Partners manages billions from Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar. The same countries on the board. He manages their money AND directs where $30 billion in reconstruction goes. 3/ Marc Rowan -- Apollo Global, $785 billion AUM. Valued Gaza's coastline at $50 billion. Currently facing a securities class action over Epstein ties. Apollo shares dropped 15%. 4/ Witkoff -- Trump's real estate partner turned Middle East envoy. Sold his stake to "resolve conflicts." His son took over and kept dealing with the same Gulf investors. UAE bought $500M in World Liberty Financial 4 days before inauguration. 5/ Tony Blair -- the Iraq War architect is now the Middle East "peace" broker. 6/ Ajay Banga -- World Bank president made the bank a trustee. Destroyed decades of institutional neutrality. 7/ Rubio -- his own State Department condemns the human rights records of the partner states he's working with. 8/ Robert Gabriel -- Deputy NSA commanding 20,000 troops. This isn't diplomacy. It's an occupation with a business plan. $1 billion membership fee. No independent audit. No inspector general. 26 member states and only 4 rated "Free" by Freedom House. France, Germany, and the UK said no. Ask yourself why.

@basedbrickpush1 It's not the people you have to worry about, dude. Jerry youtu.be/eNEeq5qGh8I?si…

Don't think I've ever met an Australian I didn't like. Super direct. Low threshold for bullshit. Can take a joke. Turns out that the prison island idea is pretty solid.