Matt Connors

@taylor_musialik Did he remind you about THE GAME?

@Ashley_Kedra Did yours hit your account?

Seeing that stimulus check hit my bank account

Went to @Arbys, and they’re out of Arby’s sauce 😅😅???

Today was a good day for Chicago sports

As an athlete who has double digit tackles in the NFL let me be the first to tell you.. Tackling is a MENTALITY @CollegeGameDay

@Ashley_Kedra Oh snap! That’s rough😂😂

@MrMattConnors I'm already on a 3:45am start time, but Monday was supposed to be my "sleep in" shift

Picked up a Monday shift only to find out that the start time is 3:45am instead of the usual 5:15am 🙃🙃🙃🙃

@taylor_musialik Like bowling alleys. Making us wear their shoes.

Officially 1 minor inconvenience away from shaving my head😂😂😅

Things I’ve learned at Kroger: 1. People are crazy 2. There are more types of beans than I could’ve imagined and 3. People still buy single stuff Oreos (but why?)

@Ask_Spectrum who do I need to speak with to receive a copy of my service agreement? You disconnected my service in the midst of a world wide pandemic eliminating my ability to find a new job after I was furloughed. I’ve been on the phone for 45min now and nobody has assisted me.

@xochelsleann I want to like this, but I disapprove of the facts😅

this year has gone straight to hell. everything I love is cancelled. concerts? cancelled. events? cancelled. sports? cancelled. joy? cancelled.

If you can afford to - go out and support your local restaurants. Get food to go, buy a drink and tip your server. The hospitality industry is about to go through an impossible time.

@Ask_Spectrum when is the WiFi at my apartment going to be fixed? Spent 2hours on the phone and had a technician come out. Last phone call I was told there was no timeframe on a solution

I think Guests would be very afraid if they knew Disney World after 4pm was ran, on average, by 21 year olds who have worked here for 4 weeks

Just bet that I could successfully come in 5th place in 10 different fantasy leagues this season (15 leagues max). Let’s hope for exceptional mediocrity.

When I say I want a live action remake. What I mean to say is. I want the exact same movie (down to the last gasp) but not animated. Thoughts?

@randizzllee You buy stuff you don’t need. You look for golf clubs. Next thing you know you have a knife set, hangers, aromatherapy kits, and a the 8 films in the Star Wars saga in your cart.

@MrMattConnors Why not? What could go wrong?

PSA: Don’t prime and drink #PrimeDayAmazon