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*impulsively buys a private island
*frolics on the island for several weeks
*gets Mastercard bill in the mail
WHAT THE F--oh yeah the island
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i
@MrMichaelRose
t) very cool, great guy, no complaints. friends with tim. bought Pootie Tang on DVD on Aug 5, 2016
Toronto Katılım Aralık 2009
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I always enjoy that 30 seconds of the day when there are no dishes in the sink
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what the fuck does this even mean. is this what we’re doing now
DepressedBergman@DannyDrinksWine
According to John Landis, he got a call from Universal chairman Frank Price who told him that they didn't know what the hell to do with "Amazon Women on the Moon" (1987) & the film would cost more to release than it would not to release it. Then Landis came up with the idea of releasing it on home video which turned out to be a big success for Universal and Landis especially on Cable television where the film was really popular soon after that. (Source: IMDb)
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sitting ovation at the chair factory
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ask me about my excess inventory of 1" wide, 0.25" thick copper
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oh you like space? name three other inhabited planets
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but I like getting phishing emails. don’t ruin this for me
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@Piecezilla oh hell yeah
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[in a bookstore] oh yeah, check out this ISBN. now we’re talking
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@Lone_Wolf_Awoo I’d come back if you were waiting for me
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dunno why the astronauts would even want to come back
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@shitotaur @chuwie this seems like a very personal and private decision that only the leagues can make themselves
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@MrMichaelRose @chuwie Would anal warts and genital warts be different teams? Would they have to play in different conferences like the red and white Sox? Would the same be true of genital and oral herpes?
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what if sports teams were all named after venereal diseases, for no particular reason
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@Lone_Wolf_Awoo Can’t wait for the matchup between the Ottawa Pubic Lice and the Saskatchewan Pubic Lice (formerly both the Rough Riders)
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@MrMichaelRose The Calgary Chlamydias have taken the ball! The Halifax HIV+ will never recover
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@LooksLikeIWon A very fortuitous coincidence my friend! Your birth is of course more worthy of celebration
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@LooksLikeIWon you should see if they’ll give you a refund
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@LooksLikeIWon but thanks for buying it or stealing it, or wherever you did to acquire it
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@LooksLikeIWon trying to forget I wrote it
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@chuwie what’s not to like. lots of room, cool shit to look at, sexy aliens, etc
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@MrMichaelRose I’m not supposed to tell anyone but they’re gonna stay in space. They love it there
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I’d like to issue a statement but I’m not sure about what
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who hasn’t fallen out a window while making a movie
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