Dystopian Non-Fiction Reviewer: One Star, NSFW

Hi, I'm Adam (he/him), E-Commerce/Copywriter/Social Media Guy: #TTRPG Guy @ Night. This is my personal account & it can get a little ranty/SJW in here. If you want #ttrpgcommunity stuff, go follow my kinder, gentler semi-pro acct: @KoboldNumber13 Thx! Be Kind to Each Other #Peace

>What is everyone reading at the moment?

Breaking: "Billionaire" can't find millions to pay fine.

Early in my career, a wise elder told me to settle on my "Fuck You Rate." This was an amount of money so high, that if I had given this rate in reply to an offer, rather than saying "Fuck You," and the client met it, I'd be so thrilled at the money I wouldn't mind. 1/2

@BigDirtyFry "Hey, citizens! What's up? It's kind of a different, weird vibe here in the Roman Senate House today...is that a breadknife?"

Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate

@NC_Renic @DuplessisBrad Straight from the ADD handbook...!

Questions to help with your writing: 1) Is this the clearest way to express my argument? 2) What evidence is needed to support my claim? 3) Do I deserve a little break for a snack? 4) I wonder what's going on outside the window? 5) Do I deserve another little break for a snack?

North Korea unveils new battle tank, driven by Kim Jong Un

@AliPlumb TD: Night Country

What are we all watching and enjoying on TV these days?

In 1971, engineers from the Soviet Union ignited a fire in a gas-filled hole in the Turkmenistan desert. Anticipating that the flames would extinguish within days, they were surprised when the fire continued to burn. Now, 52 years later, this site, known as “The Door to Hell,” is still ablaze.

boeing: you can’t bring more than 3 ounces of shampoo on board because we care about your safety me: ok and the doors will definitely stay on the plane? boeing: …IF they fall off, it won’t be because of shampoo

@itssherifield @mxmclain Every year for her birthday, my wife gets a night alone in a nice hotel...

When your dream vacation is just anywhere alone in a chair.

@DJSnM Yes. You can make butter-fly

A question just occurred to me: can you make butter fly? If you lower the temperature butter becomes more rigid, is there a temperature at which it gets strong enough that you could build a glider out of butter? Titan seems like an ideal environment for an aircraft made out of butter.

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

Lost a third of the Black Sea Fleet to a country with no real navy. It was either this or he joined the advisory board of Twitter.

@GabeJamesGames disasterphilanthropy.org/resources/extr….

DeSantis could’ve probably got another few months out of his campaign if he just said he was wearing Godzilla shoes

@GailSimone Stanbridge Musketeer #70sSaucyName

Your 70's porn name is a street in your city and your favorite candy when you were a kid. WHAT IS YOUR 70's SAUCY NAME? #70sSaucyName

We asked 100 academics to name their favourite time management tip and they responded…three months late