Mr. RoboMeme

This. This is why I love the internet. Fucking got me dead. The edits. The inside references. No words. Not fat at all. The meme just hits 👨‍🍳🤌🏻💋

@LindyTasteful It's what Clara would've wa- whoops sorry wrong service uhhh one second *ruffles through stacks of papers* Ah yes, here we are, erhm, Well I guess that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.

Netflix has operated the largest production studio in the last 15 years (Grok estimates over $135B in expenditure) and there is basically no cultural legacy with any of the output. No enduring brands, no iconic films, all the content will just be forgotten in the ether.

@turbomander Only if the show's intro theme is played by Papa Roach.

We took 12 struggling couples and trapped them in an abandoned hotel. In order to leave, they’ll need to work together through a series of challenges designed to put their relationships to the test. The only way to save their lives is to save their marriages. This is Last Resort.

Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise

هذي الحركة إذا أحد سواها ضدي بعتزل الألعاب بلا رجعة 😂😂

You know what you don't see?

@webegga "The inner machinations of [your] mind are an enigma" - Patrick Star And we are grateful for you to provide us with said mind 🙇‍♂️🙂‍↕️ You are pretty dope, and your content is pretty neato, and hilarious at times as well 😎🤘

man no one call me cringe okay but i just wanna say i really love and appreciate you guys and ty for always being nice to me and hyping me up and giving me good ideas and uhhhhh i’m sure there’s more hold on and making me laugh and smile and alright i hit the text limit

I’m sorry, it’s impossible for me to look at James harden and not think of this diva

@serinide You didn't mark this as SFW. Straight to Twitter Jail.

*annoying guy with guitar at a party voice* anyways here's lady from devil may cry

@HieroGIF @Hooraydiation @fesshole HAHAHAHAHA ohhh this got me good. Fucking gold 🤣👏👏

@Hooraydiation @fesshole Just put your dick and balls on this, sir, no need to be dramatic

Shortly after we married, hubby sent me to buy a jock strap, needed for work apparently,. Convo at the store: Me: I need a jock strap, please. Asst: Yes, what size? Me: Oh, gosh - we've only been married a few months, um. Asst: That'd be adult, then.

STOOOOOPPPPP

@AriKariTV I see now why Egyptians praised cats 😍

Meow 💕

I'm glad I could take one for the team with @nbcsnl on summer break Thanks for the memes, internet! Hope you'll stick around for the reporting 🙇‍♀️

@emsferatu @poe_collector - I'm ready for some Andor lore.

she's a 10 but she doesn't shut the fuck up about Andor

@OneeUnderStar All he needs is his two front teeth to be slighty bunny-huge, and he'll resemble IT.

Hello monkeys

@shawzsav Wait. What happened to 14hr-first-date dude?! I was vested!

That’s it I give up

@crackcobain__ Apparently, the next season of The Boys.

I’m in Mexico who I gotta check in wit ??

recreation of a dream i had

@thrluv Merry gyatt damn Christmas!

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library