Mr. Tusky

wtf McDonald’s where are the chicken snack wraps

@sw_holocron New

Cal Kestis will appear in more Star Wars stories after the sequel to JEDI: SURVIVOR, confirms a Disney rep. "Never say never. We've got his lightsaber in the park. We've got more Cal stories coming.” (Source: gamerant.com/star-wars-jedi…)

@InternetH0F Wow

There is currently a 38% chance that the US will confirm the existence of aliens before January 20, 2029, according to Kalshi

@ComputerrBooks Checks out

This is so funny 😂😂😂

@ferupity 💀

Gay ass nigga

@litteralyme0 Right

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@WatcherGuru Smart

JUST IN: American Airlines to install Elon Musk's Starlink Wi-Fi on more than 500 airplanes starting in 2027.

@DrewVento Huh no way

Female demands for a partner: Age 20: Attractive Age 25: Attractive and Fun Age 27: Attractive, Fun, and Good Job Age 29: 6’0 Attractive, Fun, and Good Job Age 31: 6’4 Attractive, Fun and Good Job Age 33: 6’8 Attractive, Fun and Good Job Age 35: 7’4 immortal God, Billionaire

@hypetribeng The weekend

Mention that one artist you discovered before they blew up

@djvlad All of them unfortunately

Which rapper is secretly the police?

@PookiesParadise Fr tho

aliens have been here for a LONG time

@latestincosmos Interesting

🚨: CIA faces furious backlash after hidden document with potential cure for cancer is declassified after 60 years.

@BellaBaddie__ Tea

Back in the day, before coffee shops got popular, what were people even drinking instead?

@fascinatingonX Impressive

🚨: A 32000-year-old flower has bloomed again after scientists revived seeds hidden by a squirrel during the ice age

@iLnico4real Left

500 kgs of U.S dollars or 500kgs of gold. What are you picking??

@NightSkyToday Rare

🚨: NASA Says It Found Building Blocks of Life in Fallen Meteorites. The lead researcher says the discovery could reveal the "origin of life."

@latestincosmos Me

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@NightSkyToday Cool

🚨JUST IN: British Physicists have discovered quantum effects inside brain neurons that could fully explain human consciousness. Consciousness is quantum in nature!

@DanielRPK Far from it

Is this the end for Evil Morty?

@Sornaman2001 Yikes

what the fuck man.