Harpo’s Ego 2.0

@atrupar Has no one explained to him yet that it qualifies him a functioning human and nothing more?

Trump: "No president has ever taken a cognitive test except me. I've taken three of them. One in the first administration. They're hard. The first question is easy. You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"

@stephenRB4 Record store. Too bad they don’t exist anymore.

Where is your happy place?

@MikeBales Mike is busy. All that social media ain’t gonna scroll aimlessly through itself. … Well, it probably will, but Mike still has important business there.

Mike got invited to an event at 10pm on Tuesday. Mike is 57 years old. Is Mike going?

@TheExtremeMusi1 @GAltringham Yes. And the rest of you commenting suck.

Is Axl Rose one of the greatest singers of ALL TIME???

@BoyGeorge And now you got me too. Stay awesome!

The good news is while getting rid of some idiots I am gaining new adorable followers. If you dislike me, why are you following me. Creepy!

@AuthorGFAllen Organic Chemistry

Which book made you cry?

@Suzierizzo1 @SladcikSteven Michael’s Arts and Crafts for beginners.

Describe this decor in one word? 👇👇

@trav12037911 Experiment? No. I did full time research.

Have you ever experimented with drugs?

@Nit0r They’re harboring a vicious killer whale in there. Keeps Shamu from attacking everyone.

I'm not a civil engineer, so... why?

@kelly_ques The Incredibles. Hands down best action plotting in movie history.

What’s your favourite action movie?

What would you be if you had to wear one Halloween costume every day for the rest of your life?

@kelly_ques Eaten by a tiger. I’m gonna try to pet it first though.

How do you want to die? I'd be fine going in my sleep.

@ronsterd89 We? No. It was Neil and Buzz. Poor Mike Collins was stuck up in orbit and had to wait for them.

Do you believe we did walk on the moon 56 years ago??....

@mrmikeMTL Pandas. Let’s just get this story over with.

delete one species from earth.

@MarkJimene49743 @GenTXer2 Had to scroll for a while to see if anyone remembered this masterpiece.

@GenTXer2 I’m going with Veronica.

Let's give this artist some love: Name ONE great song by ELVIS COSTELLO. I'll start..."Everyday I Write The Book"

@GenTXer2 The Angels Want to Wear My Red Shoes has always been one of my favorites.

@JustAMomNamedMM @AndreaTaz4ever2 Yes, because I don’t want my house to catch on fire.

Tell the truth. Do you clean out the lint trap every single time? Yes or no?

@stephenRB4 On my way!

When are you all coming to Ireland? ☘️

@CarlusMagsen_ @El_raeyy @NoContextHumans Started way before that. We didn’t have photographic proof until the 70s when the wreckage near Japan was evaluated by divers.

@MrUncle6 @El_raeyy @NoContextHumans No, starts with Titanic

Dropping concrete blocks into the sea to support marine life❤️

@Londoner256 @NoContextHumans No. There are millions of miles of flat empty sand on the ocean floor that don’t harbor much life, except maybe some stray bacterium. When these artificial structures are placed in the middle of them it’s like an oasis in the desert for the marine life.

@NoContextHumans Isn't that causing more harm to nature?