Mr

@OnGodNews_ Every time I see this video enough time passes so I can hear the advance of my hearing damage.

@TulaneOpossum Yeah!

wanna cuddle?

@scrimshaw_arts Lowk I'm hearing you out. Did the patties get a nice crust and a juicy interior? Did the seasoning get burnt?

Airfryer hamburger patties with steak dry rub so fucking good

ai generated porn is unethical goons

@scrimshaw_arts @AsmodeusDaFox Real

Don't waste neurons thinking about people who hate you

@EjBeta And you know that your sleep schedule is fucked after that 😭

Have y’all ever woken up from a nap feeling greasy as heck with lines all over you, plus a lot of confusion about the passage of time? Great nap.

@YeenTheBin @Bronymon_ Genuinely log off and become a better person

@Bronymon_ whatever you say to get your ego inflated dude

@YeenTheBin Sexual harassment and wishing for death of those with whom you disagree never makes you the good guy.

@MeowyWood @xX_c0L0n3_Xx

You can be Straight, gay, trans, retarded, smart, young, old, MAGA, Leftist, Conservative, Liberal, whatever...no one gives a fuck. EVERY FANDOM is FOR EVERYONE. What we don't like: 1. Changing the characters' identities. 2. Fan works are not canon. That includes your gay--

@t1000polyalloy Now we're moots^2 lol

@Mr_CourtP Went to follow you, only to see we’re already moots

It’s my birthday To think a year ago I called myself “(my name), the failure” And now? I got secondary income from stocks, got metals, got a amazing car, got amazing friends, got a amazing following, all that and I’m also healthy Yea, life’s sweet

@Xisofuckingay @eltigrejuan90 $5 she gets a purple eye by December 2026

Mudshark Vol. 3

Superior interpretation using non-standard specimens

Normies will clown on you for collecting anime figures or pokemon cards, then start foaming at the mouth over whatever flavor of the month consumerist sludge is trending only for it to end up in a landfill less than a month later

@alphafox “Shieeet mane did raycis ass machine made by dem whypipo be steelin from us kangs mane we jus tryna feed are kids n shieet and dese crackaz and dey technology be chargin us mane!”

wild how no environmental or animal rights groups will discuss how third-worlders are the single biggest threat to the natural environment and we could solve almost all pollution, animal extinction, and deforestation problems with one simple trick.

Always dying in the most looney tunes ways possible lol

@noirpulze @chuckdpete Silence, street shitter

New footage shows a Frontier Airlines jet striking a trespasser during takeoff at Denver International Airport in Colorado.

Perfect opportunity to show this again