Joe Butt

Freshened up 🧼

@dunisayno @FreshImageryPho 💀💀

@FreshImageryPho do I have to explain the joke or

enough time has passed… we’re ready

I was in the middle of taping on my iPhone for a social video from the White House North Lawn when we heard the shots. It sounded like dozens of gunshots. We were told to sprint to the press briefing room where we are holding now.

I should quit Vida and just workout here

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@SeanJCooksey IYKYK 😂😂

The new ballroom is coming along very nicely. I don't know why so many people are complaining.

Here’s a thought, how about you get your fat ass out of our pond that we just had to spend millions of dollars to fix after it’s been broken for years. This isn’t your personal dog park. That pond has exposed opened pipes on the bottom of it, the construction guy explained to me a week ago. They had to glue pebbles to the bottom of it to stop the skateboarders from playing on it in the winter and breaking the exposed pipes. Pipes that you’re now walking over. God, the entitlement of these people. #MeridianHillPark #DC

If you don't live in Navy Yard you can't imagine how bad things have gotten. I wouldn't have believed it without witnessing it. But it's now semi-common to see hordes of marauding teenagers fighting each other. A sad fate for a formerly nice neighborhood.

He just gained muscle mass, give him a micro-dose of dysmorphia

@mr_poundcakexxx @austen_jakobs 😮‍💨

205 lbs. Feeling like slutty muscle pussssyyy.

@TheGymJock Welcome

Gained 10 kg in the past year and now I'm beefy af, I love it.

I’m not even pretending to cut or bulk anymore, just lift weights and drink milk 🥛

Whenever I see these over-the-top welcomes of Trump abroad, I’m reminded of how the only people who don’t know how to get what they want from Trump are Democrats.

@_2th_fairy The epidemic of the Nexus tank top that has plagued the 30-40 y/o fitness gays

we dont talk enough about the muscle gays walking around in tank tops all day is kind of trashy

Okay let’s lower our mouths 🤫

@revpilled RT

BREAKING: I’ve just obtained @DCPoliceDept 554-page investigative report detailing a sweeping pattern of misconduct tied to how crime data was handled in Washington, D.C. @7NewsDC • Supervisors repeatedly altered police reports, often downgrading the severity of crimes • These changes were frequently made to make crime trends appear more favorable, especially in key performance areas • In some cases, officers changed a single report; others changed dozens, and some reclassified hundreds of reports • In one instance, a supervisor reclassified more than 130 reports in a single district specifically to create the appearance of reduced crime • Investigators also found cases where one individual reclassified nearly 300 reports, while another changed more than 150 What kinds of crimes were downgraded? • Robberies → reclassified as theft or simple assault • Assaults with weapons → reduced to minor assaults or “injured person” reports • Carjackings → recorded as auto theft or pending cases • Burglaries → changed to unlawful entry or minor incidents • Theft cases → labeled as “lost property” or lower-level offenses • Some shootings → categorized in ways that avoided counting them as violent crime What one officer told investigators: “It was embedded in us, engrained in us, to always seek out the lower offense. It has to be clear and obvious if it was going to be a Part One offense.” Investigators found this was not isolated: • The conduct spanned multiple units, districts, and several years • Some supervisors and command staff directed the behavior There were also accountability issues: • Some officers gave false or misleading statements during the investigation • Policies requiring accurate reporting and review were routinely ignored The impact was serious: • Public crime data was distorted • The integrity of the reporting system was compromised • Victims may not have received proper police service • Public trust in policing was undermined Here are the recommendations given by Internal Affairs to MPD so this doesn't happen again:

@BecomingBeef Making me feel small 😮‍💨

Still growing, still hungry

@himbolita That key looks pretty comfortable where it is 😮‍💨

Been holding @MrJoeButt’s key for three weeks…just like this 😈

Sunday smoker🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@themusclepup Thanks stud

@MrJoeButt Looking amazing!

Yo what’s up?