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Been on here since ‘09 y’all are not real twitter users

@KaitMarieox Oh shoot, I forgot to get my permit to *checks notes* talk to people in public? Given the chance, those people would lock up anyone who disagrees with them on anything.

Triggered Democrats FREAK OUT when I tell them these IRAN quotes were said by Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, & Joe Biden, and NOT Donald Trump 🤣

@cecegkh youtu.be/7qeVH6fUTqo?si…

@MomsPostingLs @rihanna @SavageXFenty What do you expect she has had multiple children and is in her mid 30’s we can’t stay 100 lbs size 0 forever 🙄 and she’s a billionaire at that.

@rihanna @SavageXFenty Wow she gained weight

savage summer loading… The @SavageXFenty Monamour drop is live now at savagex.com

@Mrgunsngear The amount of people commenting that the camera was facing the guy seriously makes me mad how many people in this world are actually fuckin stupid and can’t see context clues for shit

INTERESTING INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR BODY + GOODS=> INSULIN … share this video with someone who needs help.

Don’t mess with San Antonio today, yall. Battle of Flowers parade, kids don’t have school, last night of NIOSA and the Spurs play tonight?! The city is going to be WILD.

Sugar in a baby's brain is called ADHD. Sugar in an adults brain is called dementia. Sugar in your eyes is called glaucoma. Sugar in your teeth is called cavities. Sugar in your sleep is called insomnia. Sugar in your blood is called diabetes. Excess sugar in your body is called cancer

@HumansNoContext Now try it with children. …I have a house to volunteer if you want to do it like that guy that mows overgrown yards for people. 😂

I strive to be this level of unemployed

@Hoopss I will always call it twitter. I will not fall for the delusion.

When was the last time you called it "Twitter"? Be honest.

Nobody could figure out why the abandoned Hendricks apple orchard suddenly bloomed in April 2019. The trees hadn't produced fruit in eleven years. County agriculture office sent two inspectors. They found sixty thousand honeybees working the property - a massive colony that had escaped from Tomás Vega's apiary three miles south. Tomás had reported the swarm missing in March. He expected them dead. Instead they'd colonized the hollow barn on the Hendricks lot and cross-pollinated every surviving tree. That October, the orchard produced twenty-two tons of Cortland apples. The Hendricks family offered Tomás a permanent lease. He moved his entire operation there the following spring.

Thats the prettiest dyed shirt i’ve ever seen.

You can literally wake up tomorrow and say to yourself, "I'm done with my attention-seeking, validation-seeking, people-pleasing, and self-sabotaging behaviors. I'm done with my old identity and old narratives." No big feelings. No epiphanies. Just a choice. This is a superpower.

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing stay hydrated.

If imprisoning every person in the Epstein Files will cause global collapse, then we just start over without those pedophiles

For the record: If someone dissolves an LLC days after their financial disclosures go public and their net worth magically plummets from $30 million to $95k, it’s most likely fraud.

@Breaking911 When accidents involving lifted cars happen, this graphic comes to mind.

Dear old people: Waking up early, being married, going to church, reading books, going to bed at 10pm, drinking less, and staying home more is actually amazing. Sorry I was wrong.

It's funny how people will believe in Wi-Fi, but still think ENERGY, FREQUENCY AND VIBRATION are just some mystical nonsense.