Charlotte Knight

So happy to see the lovely @TonyRoddUK on #masterchef. He and his equally lovely wife, Becky own Fifteen Square Metres in Broadstairs which is just perfect in every way (apart from not being open on my birthday! 😢)

@cupie_doll Victoria beckham.

Who is this relatable to?

@LouisePage_ Likewise!!!

I have only watched one episode of this series of I’m a Celeb but the final is still box office.

@cupie_doll This lot are pretty hopeless

That black pudding foam looked like meconium #masterchef

Has seen Ashley Pussycat on any number of retail shows. She never fails to be cheerful, friendly and game on to give anything a go. She also looks fab. #imaceleb

@DirtySweetStyle @soigomaa Ooh can you share which ones? Thanks!

@soigomaa Vitamin sprays and serums makes my past-30 skin look way more dewy and refreshed! I put it on just out of the shower.

girls I want you to drop your most unhinged beauty tips!!! "Not get more sleep" I'm talking something absolutely that changed your life.

@LeahFHardy Oooh really? Must watch

Love the redemption of Mr Collins in The Other Bennett Sister. So clever.

@kirstieh @WelshSpur07 Lasted one episode. She was phenomenally annoying and it moved at a glacial pace.

@WelshSpur07 agreed. It was like a SHEIN Broadchurch.

Under Salt Marsh, so mediocre. Even Kelly Reilly can’t save it.

Not sure you’d call Rory McIlroy’s press conference insightful. How many flowers can you name? being a particular highlight. @TheMasters

Daughter had just discovered the joy that is the @TheMasters website. Astonishment at the level of data on it.

I’m know that there are many many more important things to accuse the @WhiteHouse of but my god, their inconsistency of use of fonts drives me mad.

Request from Houston. Take down blinds and instead put a tshirt up at the window to cut out the sun. High tech in 2026z @NASAArtemis

@mjdaly57 @SHistorians Generally an affair is not going to kill innocent people. Driving allegedly (and repeatedly) while under the influence can.

Nick Faldo once again sermonising from his pulpit. I was particularly struck by his words: ‘Our sport is based on discipline. You rule yourself, you police yourself.’ Is this the same Nick Faldo who had an adulterous affair with a 20 year old student? There’s more than a whiff of hypocrisy here. And so much drivel about golf’s values. Golf is one of the most cloistered, elite sports on the planet. I can’t help but discern something else in Faldo’s targeting of Tiger Woods - arguably the greatest player in the history of the game. There have been several golf players through the years who haven’t policed themselves and proved themselves to be vulnerable and human like the rest of us - Phil Mickleson’s chronic gambling addiction comes to mind. Stay out of it, Nick, unless you’re prepared to offer words of empathy and support. It doesn’t look good kicking someone when they’re down. @Sir_NickFaldo @TheMasters

Nick Faldo’s judgement on Tiger Woods: Quotes from the Telegram article by James Corrigan. Sir Nick Faldo: “Tiger Woods should not be welcomed back with open arms.” The Englishman also believes that the 15-time major-winner should not be “welcomed back [to the sport] with open arms”. Faldo is perturbed by the manner in which golf’s authorities responded – Augusta National sent out a similarly fawning statement after revealing Woods had withdrawn from next week’s Masters. The Englishman is concerned that, as in his previous scandals, the incident will ultimately be brushed under the carpet. The Tour will look after him, as they always have done. But then you’ve got Jack [Nicklaus] saying it has tarnished the entire sport. There has to be some accountability. Forget about golf. We are not meant to be on the streets with two pills in our pocket.” Faldo believes there should also be some sort of recrimination from within the sport. “Our sport is based on discipline. You rule yourself, you police yourself. I would have thought the PGA Tour – behind closed doors – must be very disappointed that they pay Tiger tens of millions to be on the course and off the course with this business role he has got [as chairman of the player-driven Future Competitions Committee]. “He has only finished nine tournaments in the last five years, yet they feel he is the future on the golf course and the future in the decision-making and they must say… ‘oh boy, what do we get out of that?’ In the normal walk of life, there would be some accountability.”

@michcoll Know exactly this one and gets me too.

Quote the sentence that gets you crying, mine is “Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John”

This ‘fun’ thing of players going undercover is anything but. Excruciating. #miamiopen

@LouisePage_ Completely agree

You can’t park there sir. Drink/drug driving one of the most insanely selfish acts which you’d imagine a billionaire with the means to book an Uber might be capable of avoiding.

@davidyelland You may not see a bad man and feel he should be treated more kindly. However, he’s potentially endangering other people’s lives by getting behind a wheel - and not for the first time - and for that alone I do judge him.

There but for the Grace of God might be the kinder thing to say, I look at Tiger and see an addict who never got better, I do not see a bad man. Hope he finds his way to the light.

Kieran is smug even when he is crap which is quite a take. #TheApprentice

@michaelhogan Greedy

New BBC director-general Matt Brittin has four Ts in his 11-letter name, which feels like too many. Typical BBC bias

@cupie_doll @BBCLondonNews Test Department - Deptford Town Hall. pretty niche I know. fainted at a rip rig & panic gig too but they didn’t carry me out

@MrsAri @BBCLondonNews Which band?

"Alright, stop the show, guys, there's someone passed out over here," said the US pop star Sombr, bringing his sold-out show at the Brixton Academy to an abrupt halt last week. bbc.in/40OPpNj