Mrs Claus, CEO

Like books about female CEOs? Check out "Mrs. Claus: CEO (Christmas Executive Officer)” amzn.to/3nsGGeI & learn about my journey from constantly baking cookies to running a global organization -- & STILL constantly baking cookies. #christmasbooks #christmasbooksforkids

‘Tis the season for a different spin on the traditional Christmas story (spoiler alert: it’s about me!)… Available on @amazon

It’s a treat to hear from @CompTIA’s Seth Robinson, who is arguing that, these days, technology must be aligned to strategic objectives. It’s not about those “speeds and feeds”—that’s over. Question for integrators: “How am I moving this business forward?” #P2P2022 @NSCA_systems

We’re at 150+ registered for this webinar w/ @NSCA_systems & I know why! Multi-million-dollar project backlogs…warehouses filled w/gear awaiting install…key parts indefinitely delayed…⬆️ labor costs…. How can integrators stay profitable? Watch/learn! commercialintegrator.com/webcast/preser…

“Christmas CEO” is a clever 2021 movie title @hallmarkchannel but I prefer the title of my 2020 book. amzn.to/3nsGGeI Feel free to pay it forward with a RT.

Worried about product availability during the holidays? I’m happy to share my experiences overcoming supply chain challenges. Learn more here: amzn.to/3nsGGeI

Christmas in Hollis by @OfficialRunDMC is my favorite holiday song. Why has there never been a Christmas movie based on it ... set in the 80s, featuring elements from the song and telling a great holiday story that is different than what we usually see on the @hallmarkchannel?

There are only 40 shopping days until Christmas. If you only buy one children’s holiday book that depicts Mrs. Claus as the CEO of the once male-dominated Santa’s Workshop, I respectfully suggest this one: amzn.to/3nsGGeI

125 days until Christmas. My book is best enjoyed during the holiday season. So check it out and RT (unless you want to ruin Christmas for all your followers). amzn.to/3nsGGeI

Been busy. I’m just catching up on my @people magazines. I couldn’t be happier for @ladygaga and her new beau, after quickly glancing at my pile of issues.

I had a similar issue. DM me if you want the name of my ophthalmologist.

“Mrs. Claus has always been in the background. Now it’s a new world,” says @goldiehawn in @people. Agreed!!!!! Next Christmas Chronicles should be based on this: amzn.to/3nsGGeI

Hey @JerrySeinfeld, what’s the deal with “Xmas”? Are we really too busy to write the whole word? And who decided on “X”? (You’re welcome. DM me if you need more Christmas jokes.) amzn.to/3nsGGeI

Hi @MiraSorvino. When they make the sequel to your 2012 TV movie Finding Mrs. Claus, and I’m sure they will, I’d be happy to do a ride along with you to help you get in character. amzn.to/3nsGGeI

It’s also nice that she’s been eating healthy. Great message for the kids. Just an all around wholesome song, @arianagrande

That @ArianaGrande 34+35 seems like a nice wholesome song. I also enjoy drinking coffee!

Only 316 days until Christmas amzn.to/3nsGGeI

There were, admittedly, some staff motivational issues when I assumed my role as CEO (Christmas Executive Officer). Read how we streamlined operations at the workshop: amzn.to/3nsGGeI #christmasbooks #FemaleCEO #BossLady #GirlBoss

Hi @TheOnlyEdAsner. Big fan. I especially liked your work in The Story of Santa Claus, Olive the Other Reindeer, Elf, Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas, and Santa Stole Our Dog: A Merry Doggone Christmas. If I make a movie out of my book I’ll call you. amzn.to/3nsGGeI

Hi @jon_actual. You’re on Twitter? Me too. What a coincidence.