@JacksAUstats @RoadknightThe Good heavens, no!
'Arrangements' were made for him and his frequent 'urinary tract infections' were purely coincidental.
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Duchess Florence Harbottle
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Duchess Florence Harbottle
@MrsFHarbottle
Landlady of Tarquin Vas. Old money, European aristocracy, friend of the rich and famous, hates nouveau riche and pinko, commo, lefties. May not be real.
Brunswick. Katılım Şubat 2024
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@MrsFHarbottle @RoadknightThe Is there any juicy gossip about you and Prince Phillip perhaps? Or would you still get in trouble for telling?
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Excuse me, Duchess, I think you dropped a couple of names there.
Duchess Florence Harbottle@MrsFHarbottle
@heyitsmeCarolyn I remember getting uproariously drunk with Elton at his mansion in Old Windsor before we decided to crash Rod Stewart's favourite pub in Virginia Water. "Hello Phyllis!" screamed Elton. "Christ, it's Sharon!" replied Rod. Their drag names for each other were rather tame.
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@MrsFHarbottle @heyitsmeCarolyn We still have your money Dear Lady
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Do you remember Rod Stewart? Don’t you think he still looks and sounds good?
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@RaymondKeown3 @heyitsmeCarolyn I ceased trusting banks a long time ago.
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@MrsFHarbottle @heyitsmeCarolyn Dear Lady, as Chairman of the banking group, I may have to call you in.
I shall have staff inform you.
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@RaymondKeown3 @heyitsmeCarolyn If it weren't for people like me, there wouldn't be downstairs wenches - or guttersnipes such as yourself.
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@MrsFHarbottle @heyitsmeCarolyn Dear Lady, you act like a downstairs, Kitchen wench
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@MrsFHarbottle @heyitsmeCarolyn Dear Lady, be nice to me, at least I went to school with the current King, you on the other hand Dear Lady are a third rater.
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@SoveyX I've been on Her Majesty's Britannia, Kashoggi's Nabile and Onassis's Christina O.
The first rule if one must have children is they're kept below decks - yes, even Charles, Anne, Andrews and Edward.
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I had troubles like this once.
Little Mickey Gatto sorted them out for me.
Justa Dude@JustaDude2i
An 81 year old homeowner in Texas fired her weapon after two teens, ages 15 and 16, allegedly forced their way into her home late at night. Police reported clear signs of forced entry, and one teen died at the scene while the other later died at the hospital. Days later, the families filed a civil lawsuit seeking $1 million, claiming excessive force. The case has sparked intense debate over self defense rights, homeowner protection, and the legal limits of using deadly force during a break in.
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@MrsFHarbottle @heyitsmeCarolyn Dear Lady, is anything safe with you?
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@MrsFHarbottle @Deborahw37 @Wisdom_HQ Drivers begin to form an emergency corridor as soon as traffic slows down, regardless of whether an emergency vehicle is approaching or not. That is, after all, the whole point. Once the lanes have come to a standstill, it is impossible to form an emergency corridor.
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It’s not the roads. It’s the selfish animals driving on them.
Most drivers see a traffic jam. Germans see a moral responsibility.
This is the Rettungsgasse. Under German and Austrian law, you don’t wait for the ambulance to appear in your rearview mirror.
You don't wait for the screaming sirens.
The very second traffic slows down, the "emergency corridor" must open.
The left lane hugs the left. Everyone else moves right.
Failure to do this isn’t just a "mistake." It’s a €320 fine and an immediate license suspension. But the law isn't the point, the culture is.
They understand that the "center" of the road doesn't belong to them. It belongs to the person who is currently fighting for their last breath.
It’s a 40% increase in survival rates because paramedics don't have to fight through a wall of selfish steel.
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@TheCleanCarClub I think I'd break a hip getting in and out.
The thing about a Bentley is one sits in quite a high position. Why? Well, when one is superior, one has to look superior.
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@ChrisHeHim1 News of the demise of One Nation is, firstly, premature and, secondly, greatly exaggerated.
Wanting something doesn't make it so, commie pronoun person.
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The collapse of One Nation continues.
Albanese Government maintains large two-party preferred lead as One Nation bleeds support to other parties
roymorgan.com/findings/10191…
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@shouq_al90149 Wear what you like dear. Just don't look like a tramp. That's all. Not too much cleavage. Bless.
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Now I'm two months from the wedding, and my entire bridal party is "gently suggesting" I find something more "classic." My mother-in-law offered to buy me a "proper" dress from David's Bridal. But when I put this on, I see my grandmother's garden, her stories about village celebrations, the culture she left behind when she immigrated. Yes, it's not a traditional white gown. Yes, people might whisper. But isn't a wedding dress supposed to make you feel like the truest version of yourself? I'm torn between keeping peace and keeping this dress that makes my heart sing every time I look at those embroidered birds
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@RoyalFamily @RCT Gosh, I remember many of those outfits.
There's still many of mine at Balmoral, Windsor and Sandringham. I must get them and my lawn edger back some time.
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This evening, The King and Queen attended a special viewing of ‘Queen Elizabeth II: Her Life in Style’, ahead of what would have been The late Queen’s 100th birthday.
As the largest exhibition of Her Majesty’s fashion ever staged, more than 200 items of clothing and accessories across all ten decades of The late Queen’s life are on display.
The exhibition also includes never-before-seen archival material such as fashion sketches, fabric samples, and correspondence.
‘Queen Elizabeth II: Her Life in Style’ is available to visit now and will run until 18th October 2026 at The King’s Gallery in London. Find out more on @RCT.
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@PhillipAdams_1 How nice to see plaid coming back in.
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@Deborahw37 @Wisdom_HQ But how did they know the ambulance was coming, dear? ESP?
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@MrsFHarbottle @Wisdom_HQ It’s when traffic slows down, not just when you hear a siren . If traffic slows there is an issue ( anything from a breakdown to a major collision . This system gives space for whatever it is to be sorted out safely
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@RoadknightThe Servants get uppity without a weekly thrashing. It's what made Britain and the days of the Raj great.
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It's time to stop pandering to the Karens.
Even if they got your lunch order wrong, so what? Be polite and they'll probably fix it.
Also, thanks to my American-born husband, I found out the other day what 'ray-anch dressing' is. It basically tastes of sour milk and pepper, with wallpaper paste to bind it.
Time4SumAxShun@Time4SumAxShun
Can't tell who's worse - the Karen losing it because she got ranch fries instead of cheese fries & pulls out her phone to record the "incident" OR the nonchalant & sarcastic manager, who knows he doesn't have to answer to higher-ups, happy to dismiss a paying customer's concerns?
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@elonmusk My friend, the Fothergill woman, the one with the explosive colon, started a charity in her name.
When all the donations had been received, she was able to buy a cork.
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Worth double-checking charitable giving to make sure it actually helps the cause you care about
Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630
Surprising amount of charity is of this kind. My ex, Tess, and I used to give to Koala Rescue. Years later, I found that they just sort of assign you a random ~bear that lives outdoors. Hundreds of people have the same one. Your money doesn't buy it food (they only eat one thing), but rather goes to support various green causes. Etc.
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