Helen Smith

@stuzi_pants @AliJune_22 What a cunt!

The leader of the free world Donald Trump celebrating the death of Robert Mueller purely because the Mueller report found extensive criminal activity and influence from Russia assisting Trump’s campaign, and in which he repeatedly obstructed justice The man is live human shit

@stuzi_pants And the government are talking about banning social media for under 16s 🙄

And whilst this is all very titillating for boss eyed inbreds like Adam Brooks who still can’t count to ten on both hands, you’ll be shocked to discover that there’s zero evidence that this has even been discussed by Leeds council He does get his news from his tea leaves though

@lagomsensei I think she was attempting the dominatrix look. Either she didn’t get the memo or the other three didn’t 🥴

Why is Jay dressed like the SS? #totp

@pgd71 Paul Merton’s coming to town otherwise I would definitely be watching 👍🏻

#TOTP if you’re watching 87 and 88 tomorrow on bbc 2 see you then, if not see you next week

@TheStingisBack @stuzi_pants @chiwithaC Things You Should Have Done

Sting’s Friday Question #2 What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen? Sitcom, stand-up, improv, sketch, satire, mockumentary… anything. Which show makes you laugh harder than all the rest?

@dog_head @Kevenlaw This was genius. I couldn’t breath I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣

Diane Morgan is so Funny🤣🤣🤣

@lagomsensei We just get more classy 🤩

@MrsHSSmith Remember, we’re Gen X or maybe Baby baby boomer (?)…we never age!

I’m 21! I know I look 61 but it’s been a tough day okay? 🥴 #TOTP

@lagomsensei You are too kind 💖

@lagomsensei Those BeeGee boys weren’t just all teeth and hair were they 🤣

“swallow slower” Remember when Steps didn’t sing that line? #totp

@lagomsensei It was pompous crap wasn’t it. Not his finest moment.

I’m Glaswegian and this is shite Midge. This means nothing to me. #totp

@MrsHSSmith I bet you don’t!

@lagomsensei These are the important things in life 🤣

@MrsHSSmith My Mum tried to convert him and bought him a Beatles album for his birthday (they still have it). I *really* shouldn’t be here. Top trolling from my Mum! Hahaha

My Dad was a Stones fan and my Mum a Beatles one. On paper I should not be on this planet. #totp

My boy has discovered Mr Brightside & is playing it non-stop at full volume natch which is why it’s been a GIF-laden evening from me. Loving all your work guys. Have a great weekend ❤️ #TOTP

Mr Mister. About bloody time! #TOTP

You make me tremble when your hand goes lower #TOTP

I will never understand why The Real Thing didn’t release You to Me are Everything every ten years. One of the best songs ever written and recorded 💖 #TOTP

Instrumental break. RIP Rik ❤️ #TOTP

Better than the original 👍🏼 #TOTP

Okay Pet Shop Boys will do 😃 #TOTP